Quote Originally Posted by Hehe View Post
Btw, my evidence is that I was there when they decided (they being the Easter Bunny, Santa, the Tooth Fairy, some weird buffalo dude, the Evony devs and DawnSeeker, as well as me, the unicorn, obviously). In fact, I was the one that proposed the idea. I said to them, I said,

"You know guys, I love those dragons and all, but just think, you bring in thousands of "Lords" and "Ladies", they're gonna try and slay them all. I mean, they're all the same. Owning 10 cities and being in the dominating alliance isn't gonna be enough. Especially with your Queen hanging around, they're gonna want to impress her. So, here's what I say we do. Do some renovation work. Get some builders in, and get some empty valleys set up as cities. Then get millions of those weird dudes that live in huts and wave clubs around all day going BLEAAAAARRRRGGGHHH. Get them to come and live there. Give them some food. Hey presto, you've got hundreds of little cities with people in them. Hide the dragons under the table, or under the stone at the front door...NO SANTA!! They can't come with you to the north pole! It would be too cruel, much better to let them live under a really big table....NO, I don't have a better reason, so go away."

Then we had some rum and cheese and crackers and sang some sea shanties, then did a rain dance, and went home. Ah, those were the days! Back when dragons hid under tables and barbarians went BLEAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHH!!!

That is my accurate account of why barbs were invented.

Disclaimer: this event could be fictional. I will neither confirm or deny any assumptions or allegations made through the account of this story. I do not claim to be an Evony Representative, OR a mythical creature, and will not be held responsible for anyone thinking so, even if I did say it myself.


Here i was thinking that the dragons wings were just cut off and that they were sent to live in the swamps as punishment for feasting on barbarian children