Random Theories Thread

[BS.]

This is a thread for people with random and often nonsensical ideas. It can be anything you want. If you have some gem you've been waiting to throw out there then this is the place to do it.

Let me explain what i'm looking for.

-This should be a theory that no one or at least a very few amount of people share to your knowledge.
-The weirder the better, you wanna talk about how the human race is actually evolved from cats instead of monkeys who are we to judge.
-Making an argument against the idea by another poster is allowed and in fact encouraged.
-That being said i don't want people coming on here explaining an actual accepted unarguable fact never happened, i.e. "WWI was never fought, they simply put it in the history books as a big hoax."

Alright with those ground rules, up for revision if anyone has suggestions, lets get started i'll go first with the first ridiculous idea.

Bread is the proof of outside existence. Possibly someone or something,aliens who knows, had to help humans to come bye this common treat of today. If you think about it it is a very complex process of first taking grains from certain plants then mixing said grains with water. Then after that one must heat it to a point of making leavened bread to begin with, an average temperature used today is 400 degrees for flat bread. Just an idea, it's suspicious that humans first thought to themselves to grind up grains and then mix them with water; let alone after the fact heat it to a point to make a strange material to eat.

Once more all of the ideas posted here can be on any topic and taken with a grain of salt. The purpose is to see what fun and often outlandish ideas can present themselves.

Play with this thread i'd love to see some really fun and weird theories bubble to the surface in it.

[Rota]

Right handed men, tend to lean to the left.
Left handed men, tend to lean to the right.

... Just a theory, I have no paperwork to back that up.

[Mati2]

I sometimes entertain the idea that we're all part of The Sims 16 and are secretly being controlled by a bunch of teenagers in 3027.

[BS.]

Right handed men, tend to lean to the left.
Left handed men, tend to lean to the right.

... Just a theory, I have no paperwork to back that up.

Hmmm now that you mention it i'm a lefty and i always do lean to the left, interesting... Now every time i see people leaning i'm gonna wonder whether they're right or left handed thanks to you haha.

[Mati2]

I also genuinely think that J.K Rowling might be a squib excised from the wizarding community and that the world of Harry Potter is real.

[*jdm*]

I sometimes entertain the idea that we're all part of The Sims 16 and are secretly being controlled by a bunch of teenagers in 3027.

I also genuinely think that J.K Rowling might be a squib excised from the wizarding community and that the world of Harry Potter is real.

truefax both em

[Rota]

Hmmm now that you mention it i'm a lefty and i always do lean to the left, interesting... Now every time i see people leaning i'm gonna wonder whether they're right or left handed thanks to you haha.

I do not mean leaning like this...

I mean another kind of "leaning" entirely (not political leaning, either).

[BS.]

I do not mean leaning like this...

I mean another kind of "leaning" entirely (not political leaning, either).

Oh wow, i believe that brings "noob moment" to a whole new level on my part.

[Rodri]

I believe that all conspiracy theories are created by the makers of aluminium foil for the sole purpose of selling more of their product to gullible consumers.

[BS.]

I believe that the Kenyans have so much success in the Olympics because of the combination of the the countries altitude and the proximity to the equator, they're so hot all the time that close to the sun that they don't even notice when they run.