1000 Ways to Die

[SickbyDefinition]

Where to begin?
This is a new OT game, based on the show called '1000 Ways to Die.'
Now, the show constructs bizarre and obscure situations with people doing everyday activities such as getting rid of a bee hive. Of course, the activity goes horribly wrong and the person ends up dead.
So, the point is to duplicate that concept and describe an obscure way to die either by an accident, or purposely.

I'll start!
Home Invasion.
In this particular home, there is no security system, I've discovered this by stalking the house for a week. ._.
The home owner is out for his daily trip to the gym.
By observing I also saw that the man, living alone in this residence, rarely entered a particular room. I decide to break that window. Quietly, and cleanly, I enter.
Once inside, you HAVE to clean up the mess,make it look inconspicuous, and find a pair of shoes belonging to the resident. This is important so the detectives can't trace you by your feetsies.
Anyways, this is the part where you hide! Find somewhere comfortable, but somewhere the resident won't look. This is where stalking your victim prior to the invasion comes in handy.
Now you wait.
Wait.... wait... wait for a long time, until the resident arrives home and sleeps.
Then you stab! Stab! STAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then run away.


Now, wearing gloves and a hairnet is implicit, of course. And never attack someone you know, that's for the amies

This is just ONE of the thousands and thousands of ways to die and/or be killed.
SO poast your methods, but abide by the rules. No sexual implications and don't be vulgar.

[DoubleM]

I don't understand, can you explain more?

[Revoltion]

Invading a home can have sexual implications.

[BS.]

Invading a home can have sexual implications.

Whoa language.

[SickbyDefinition]

I don't understand, can you explain more?

Either explain a scenario where someone dies in a bizarre waym by accident, or do what I did and explain a killing method.

Whoa language.

srsly.

[DieOrRun04]

Isn't the stabber supposed to die somehow rather than the house owner? If you want your story to end just like the show, have the story described in the victim's perspective. No hate in comment just saying

[SickbyDefinition]

Isn't the stabber supposed to die somehow rather than the house owner? If you want your story to end just like the show, have the story described in the victim's perspective. No hate in comment just saying

It's only based on the show.

[DieOrRun04]

It's only based on the show.

True stuff....

[Nesterus]

The good Nesterus was sitting on the internet trolling the forums just like every other night, browsing upon the internet he came across a certain post, upon clicking on said post he begin to read with earnest, but unbeknownst to mr. Nesterus this post was full of cancer and fail, his eyes began to bleed and his lungs began to fail him, as their was no lulz to be had the good Mr. Nesterus fell over suffering from a severe case of lulz deprivation.

This is just one of a thousand ways to die.

Anti-Lulz.


<3 dont kill me SbD

[SickbyDefinition]

Hahaha that was a lulzy way to die, now everyone follow suit!


<3