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04-05-2011, 07:42 PM #21
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Originally Posted by Revoltion (Skype)
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04-05-2011, 08:48 PM #22
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srry! Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition
conseriously !
BTDT! edit: i'll let you know when I get back
Last edited by Eutopeus; 04-05-2011 at 09:00 PM. Reason: btdt!
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04-05-2011, 10:36 PM #23
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(This is a joke, nothing more.)
Two men, who happen to be close friends, are walking in the woods. One of them gets tired, and pulls the other over.
The tired man decides to sit on a rock, and it turns out that he was being stupid, and sits on a rattlesnake instead. Naturally, he gets bitten in the butt, and feels more than a bit of pain. The venom starts to course through his body.
"Oh my God!!!" The bitten man cried to his friend. "Quick! Find a doctor!!!"
The friend agrees. "There's a small town not that far away. Don't move, and I'll see a doctor and see what I can do."
He goes to the nearest town in a big hurry, which luckily happens to be a very small one, about a mile away. He goes into the local clinic, and rushes into the waiting room, and barges into the room where the doctor is.
"Help, a snake bit my friend, and he's still lying in the woods!!!" The friend shouts at the doctor in distress.
The doctor happens to be the common know-nothing brand of person, who isn't even certified in anything that has to do with medicine. "Oh, that's easy. Just suck the venom directly out of the wound. Use your mouth."
The friend rushed back, and by the time he arrives, the wounded man is in a sorry condition. "What did the doc say?"
The friend replies, "The doc says you're gonna die."
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04-05-2011, 10:45 PM #24
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killing me!
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04-07-2011, 01:20 PM #25
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I laughed. Originally Posted by Hehe
The wheels of survival are greased more readily by easy lies than hard truths.
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04-07-2011, 07:04 PM #26
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In that case, may I have a cookie? Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition
I laughed.Last edited by Hehe; 04-07-2011 at 07:15 PM. Reason: Yes acer, you're hilarious. *rolls eyes*
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04-07-2011, 07:08 PM #27
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I don't know, can you? Originally Posted by Hehe
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04-07-2011, 07:14 PM #28
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Ha ha ha. Sarcasm, in case your small brains did not work it out.
Edited, to avoid more smart comments like yours.
Originally Posted by Revoltion (Skype)
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04-07-2011, 07:59 PM #29
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You know, we all see your white text.
The wheels of survival are greased more readily by easy lies than hard truths.
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04-07-2011, 08:26 PM #30
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No, no you may not. Originally Posted by Hehe
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