1000 Ways to Die

[SickbyDefinition]

Jason was squinting to decipher the white text. He didn't have to normally squint so hard, but his eyes had been bothering him all day.
As his eyes began to water, he went to go find eye drops. He mistakenly grabbed a dropper of citrus extract, though, and his eyes stung like no other. He ran into his kitchen and dug around for the bottle of distilled water under the cabinet.
His vision being blurry, he grabbed a bottle that resembled the bottle of water. Little did he know that was the bottle of hydrochloric acid his wife kept handy for torture. He poured it over his face to clean his eyes, and his face was burned clean off.
He died of internal burns and blood loss.

[acer5200]

Chloe was cleaning up the mess her husband had made from when his face had melted off when she stumbled upon a locked chest in the cabinet. She'd never noticed it before and decided it would be a good idea to see what was inside. Upon opening it, a fine white powder puffed out, causing an anthrax scare. After it was decided that it was harmless some weeks and a hospital trip later, she went home. The first thing she did was open a bottle of water and drink it, not knowing that she had just ingested cyanide.

Frothing at the mouth and struggling to breath, she cursed her husband with her last breaths.

[Hehe]

You know, we all see your white text.

Jason was squinting to decipher the white text. He didn't have to normally squint so hard, but his eyes had been bothering him all day.
As his eyes began to water, he went to go find eye drops. He mistakenly grabbed a dropper of citrus extract, though, and his eyes stung like no other. He ran into his kitchen and dug around for the bottle of distilled water under the cabinet.
His vision being blurry, he grabbed a bottle that resembled the bottle of water. Little did he know that was the bottle of hydrochloric acid his wife kept handy for torture. He poured it over his face to clean his eyes, and his face was burned clean off.
He died of internal burns and blood loss.

I like the way the inspiration for that came from me

[Hehe]

Content help me to create bank

Waaa???......

[TheGr8UNKy]

Content help me to create bank

As TheGr8UNKy was walking to find irowneryoina to help him/her create bank??, he found a shiny quarter in the middle of the street. This quarter was deliberately glued to the street by irowneryoina to distract Gr8 while he/she stole his wallet. Irowneryoina stole gr8's wallet and ran off laughing. 20 minutes later, it was nightfall and idiot gr8 was even more determined to get that quarter now that he had lost his wallet. A distracted trucker was quickly approaching gr8's position, and ended up running him over. The end.

Meanwhile irowneryoina took the money from gr8's wallet to create bank.... account.

[darkchicken]

Darky was finishing his day and suddenly a force urged him to check up on a certain site as it seemed he was in need of lulz. There he came upon a game thread in which he has to write down one way a person would miserably die by stupidity or of unfortunate events. Hours and seconds passed, he was going crazy and then with relief, he finished a story, but as it seemed everyone had already fallen asleep.

BAM! his nerve literally exploded, not wanting to die a lone he went downstairs and drowned the poster below.


IDK its 12 am

[Eutopeus]

As I sink below the surface,in need of cleaner oxygen.I find myself,savoring the bliss of the light above me, as it reflects through my new home.

Not wanting this new found comfort to end.I take in big gulps of this substance that surrounds my being.

The light increases,to blinding proportions. I have found my heaven!

[Kadesh]

While working in the fields on an open top tractor, I run over a bee hive that is in the ground. The bees become very very irritated and chase me (everything up to this point has actually happened to me). As I am being stung I don't notice the edge of the cliff ahead of me. I drive off the cliff!
(BOOM BOOM BANG BANG *LARGE EXPLOSION*)
As I crawl out of the wreckage an alien life form comes and sucks me up into their spaceship. I ask them where we are going and they tell me atlantis. Once we get there I am carried to the top of a great temple of some sort. It looked strikingly like the one in the movie "Apocalyptico". They order me to do a back flip. Not being very good at acrobatics I fail and break my neck. The End