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[MRsmokesta]

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?

Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

[Rota]

1) Nothing, let nature work out it's processes.
2) Yes, you would not suddenly forget everything that has happened since you got amnesia.
3) The moment I "know" the battery is dead, I replace it. I do not press harder.
4) No, look at the divorce rate.
5) We aren't here to help others. But "IF" that was true, then others are there to help everyone but themselves. They are even here to help you.

[Eutopeus]

Leave the "shrooms alone" !

[MRsmokesta]

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

[Eutopeus]

Simply... Because!

[Gamble]

animals eating plants is how most plants survive in the long term is it not? they eat the seeds and then spread them around the land when they go for a number 2.

[Rota]

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

1) Speech is free, but use of the technology costs money.
2) Possibly.
3) Because they squeal and kick wildly when you try to dry/salt/smoke them while they are alive.

cure |kyoŏr|
verb [ trans. ]
preserve (meat, fish, tobacco, or an animal skin) by various methods such as salting, drying, or smoking : some farmers cured their own bacon | [as adj. ] ( cured) home-cured ham.
• harden (rubber, plastic, concrete, etc.) after manufacture by a chemical process such as vulcanization.
• [ intrans. ] undergo this process.

[MRsmokesta]

3) Because the squeal and kick wildly when you try to dry/salt/smoke them while they are alive.


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Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Why is it that when You're driving and looking for an address, You turn down the volume of the radio?

[Eutopeus]

animals eating plants is how most plants survive in the long term is it not? they eat the seeds and then spread them around the land when they go for a number 2.

Most plants produce. Yech!
Wich is enough to keep most humans away!



Pic to follow.

Ty! Rota.

I hope.

[Rota]

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Why is it that when You're driving and looking for an address, You turn down the volume of the radio?

1) To prevent a head wound. It takes an aware, capable pilot to purposefully steer the plane into it's target. If they simply let themselves be as vulnerable as possible, they may splash harmlessly into the water.
2) Mineral oil, and lavender oil. The lavender is a soothing scent that can calm a baby. So, people used it on their children, and thus gave the product the name of "baby oil." The name refers to the target demographic of the product, not it's source.
3) I turn down the radio if I have to ask a pedestrian for directions. You want to be able to hear their response.