(Terrible blonde) Jokes

[MRsmokesta]

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.

Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A. An airbag.

Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant

[SickbyDefinition]

I am blonde, and I take offense at this. Also, I'm changing the name.

[Rota]

I am blonde.

[MRsmokesta]

Two brothers jointly owned a business and both were wise in worldly ways. While dying, one brother instructed his sibling to put half of their combined wealth into the grave with the casket. The brother reluctantly agreed. In time his brother died. At the graveside ceremony the living brother wrote a check for half of their assets and placed it in the casket.


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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

[acer5200]

These are excellent joeks! Not really....

[*jdm*]

this is an epic fail of a thread, and im sure sbd has more than 2 brain cells

[Hehe]

I wouldn't be so sure...I might stretch and say she could have 3...4 is definitely the limit.

[DieOrRun04]

Once upon a time there were 3 girls. The first girl had black hair, the second girl had red hair, and the last one was blonde. They went to a cliff. It said "Jump off of me and make a wish and it will come true!". First, the black haired girl went. She jumped off and wished to be a bird. She flew away never regretting the wish. The red haired girl jumped off and wished to have a trampoline under the cliff. The blonde girl started to run off a cliff when a she tripped on a rock "Crap!". She fell all the way down ending up.... crap.

[Rota]

I am still blonde.

[WarSimi]

We get it. I was blonde twice.