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  1. 04-09-2011, 02:40 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieOrRun04 View Post
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Because I was waiting on the other side. Duh.
    Owait, you're not talking about chicks? Oh, then uhh ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition View Post
    Wait until you see an 18 wheeler transporting chickens in tiny cages, going 70 miles per hour on the highway, offering them no protection against the winds, in the middle of winter.
    Unnecessarily cruel.
    That sounds messy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirata View Post
    To get to the OTHER side.
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    Well, apparently, there was an internet cafe on the other side and he just wanted to play Evony.
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    he saw mr sanders and he's like "im outta here"
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    Who says the chicken crossed the road in the first place?
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    yeah it might have been a guinea hen for all we know
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    He wanted to cross the road because he was incredibly depressed. Apparently he made it to the other side in one piece.

    I hear that he has plans to cross a much busier road.
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    The chicken wanted to get away of Jurnis.
    Reality scripted TV.
    Chasing fifteen minutes of fame.
    Fight over fuel.
    Violence in school.
    The youth are as confused as I am.
  10. 04-16-2011, 09:24 PM #30
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    No one understands the motivations of poultry quite like Revo.
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