Epic Forum Quotes

[Sturm]

I have enjoyed my time reading thru the forums here since Civony first started. I wish I had saved alot of statements that I have seen in the time since I started reading the forums here.

If you have some of those quotes you think is funny or deserves a spot here please feel free to share some of them with everyone else.

Anyway I will start this out with two panties quotes.

my panties aren't all twisted .... they just wedgied

my panties just dropped!

[DoubleM]

Yall need to get laid ... Just saiyan

This one is epic.

[Mr.Farmer]

Old school baby





Lord Ken Deathmarr

You can't get rid of the techs, but you can get rid of the other buildings.

[Mr.Farmer]

He means forum quotes sir.

That is forum quote you just too young sir

[DoubleM]

My bad sir. I skipped over the name party.

[Mr.Farmer]

Rota will tell you more about that funny epic guy

[XxflamesxX]

I wake up every morning wishing I was Justin Bieber.

Still one of the most amusing things ive ever read on this forum!!!

[Rota]

Lord Ken Deathmarr is an EPIC source for quotes. I remember when dozens of active forum members were sporting LKD quotes in their sig. I miss LKD.

I have a few quotes copypasta'd in a simpletext file in case I want to recall them for sig quoting...

wow... i should have read all the pages before responding lol

Rota has hit the nail on the head. Go with his post.

thanks for advice
All bow to superior thinking of the Great Rota XD

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I don't think dealing harshly with them is going to help the future of the game, or the revenue. (Since in many respects revenue is an important factor for every business.)

They're cheating from a reason, my goal is to remove the reason - not the cheater. Permabans feel to me as if we're saying - "This person is a cheater through and through, Seacrest, out!" I think a more even handed approach, using suspensions and game rebalancing will pay off in the long run.

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pointless thread is pointless.

O.o i cant believe this thread isnt dead yet

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i started to read this and agree with everything rota says. if people just listened to him the forums would be a better place.

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Rota for Evony Ombudsman, 2011.

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Try posting like someone with a modicum of education (get some help from a friend) and realize this place is not a bucket for you to vomit in.

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This is the first step of a comprehensive set of changes that will level the playing field, and dissuade cheaters from continuing.

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Holy effing crap!

LOLOLOL


I can't believe clearing the cache WORKED.

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NEVER EVER EVER call Rota a grouchy ****...
That's like telling Mother Theresa she has bad PMS..
It's just WRONG!

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Anything you have ever posted that i have seen has made me either smile or lapse into think mode, i couldn't think of any 2 better results

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I like to take stuff hard

yeap .. I'm easy

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If assassins come, just stand up as tall as you can and raise your arms above your head to seem as large as possible, then start yelling. Assassins are usually more scared of you than you are of them.

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Rota is correct.

I don't even understand the question.

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Under title 101.3c of the Governing Convention on Evony Forums and by my authority as Big Cheese, Head Honcho and El Jefe of these here forums, I hereby seize control of this Bar in the interest of the community and to shut up those who cry about the name.

Signed this 23rd day of September, 2010 anno domini.

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I have the solution. DON'T BOOST OFF OF FACEBOOK!!! I don't know why the even put this feature into the game. Play the game how it was meant to be played. Most age II LIVE off of the gifts.

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all i'm saying is if its sausage he wants, i've got an attachment that.....

Chews it, swallows, then falls down

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I'm just going to shamelessly use Rota to answer your question:

Quote Rota's answer.

^ There's your answer.

[Richie_B]

I remember this one:

Isn't "slightly" mountainous like being "slightly" pregnant?

It made me laugh then, and it still does.

[The Luda]

Still one of the most amusing things ive ever read on this forum!!!

That's gonna hunt me forever..

Looks for the "I'd turn for her" Quote...