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  1. 04-30-2011, 10:33 PM #1
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    Talking open mic night

    thought i would add a bit more humour (no dirty jokes i got my fingers burnt for the last 1)


    An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

    The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact wordsthat were used to put the curse on you.'

    The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'

    thanx morgan xoxo
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    this thread is gay
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    I can Nazi why this thread would be popular.
    Reality scripted TV.
    Chasing fifteen minutes of fame.
    Fight over fuel.
    Violence in school.
    The youth are as confused as I am.
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    Hey, so did you hear the one about the thread where the first three responses were trolls?

    It's probably going to get closed.


    That kind old lady stopped the rain for us.
    She said it would only make us cold, and miserable, and sick.
    We thanked her and hugged her and she walked away smiling warmly.
    I miss the puddles...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher View Post
    Hey, so did you hear the one about the thread where the first three responses were trolls?

    It's probably going to get closed.
    I'm offended you group me with jdm.
    Reality scripted TV.
    Chasing fifteen minutes of fame.
    Fight over fuel.
    Violence in school.
    The youth are as confused as I am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Revoltion View Post
    I'm offended you group me with jdm.
    and vice versa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Revoltion View Post
    I'm offended you group me with jdm.
    Quote Originally Posted by *jdm* View Post
    and vice versa
    Good, that's what I was going for.


    That kind old lady stopped the rain for us.
    She said it would only make us cold, and miserable, and sick.
    We thanked her and hugged her and she walked away smiling warmly.
    I miss the puddles...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher View Post
    Good, that's what I was going for.
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    Too late. For various things including, but not limited to, this sassing.


    That kind old lady stopped the rain for us.
    She said it would only make us cold, and miserable, and sick.
    We thanked her and hugged her and she walked away smiling warmly.
    I miss the puddles...
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