Ask a Frenchman.

[Wildor]

Qu'est-ce que vous pensez de moi?

I think you sound more and more like CCC.

How many wars has France won?

Too many to count. Last was the first world war. Go to your history books.

What is the worse country: France or Canada?

Canada is better. Our women are prettier. And they shave their underarms...

What is Dien Bien Phu?

A battle that pretty much sounded the death knell of France's colonial aspirations in Indochina (Viet-Nam).

How would you describe Marshal Petain? Hero or traitor?

(Serious question, not trying to rile you up or anything.)

Whatever he did in World War One, and his actions were worthy of praise, nothing can erase from the history books the utter cravenliness of his conduct under the occupation.

Why has france never won an important war?

Have you ever read history???

Why did I get my wallet nicked in France by a man selling Eiffel Tower keyrings?

Because there's one born every minute.

Why do most Canadians try to live as close to America as possible?

Because America has lots of cheap cheese, and cheese is the second most valued food in Canada, only after maple syrup.

As good an answer as any. Also, the further north we go, the colder it gets.