If I were...

[SickbyDefinition]

If I were deaf I'd take my hearing aids out during bedroom shenanigans cause I don't like the sound of my wife.


It's a game, get it?

[*jdm*]

i i were deaf i'd close my ears and go nah nah i can't hear you to someone

[Skirata]

If I were deaf I'd be Ghost...? Doing it right?

[SickbyDefinition]

If I were JDM, i'd send this picture to all the ladies.

Oh wait..

[DoubleM]

If i were nesterus i would eat a sandwich

[SickbyDefinition]

If I were a marshmellow I'd finally be happy.




.... I hate my life. Ahh hah aha *sobs*

[Skirata]

If I were SbD I would pick and choose which rule-breaking threads should be closed.

[SickbyDefinition]

If I were blue, i'd blend into the ocean and drift forever.

[Nesterus]

If I were Odoacer I would sack Rome

[Skirata]

If I were dead, I'd be six feet under.