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    Default The Prophecies

    From the enslaved Evony people, songs, chants and demands.
    Moderators and Administrators are held captive in prisons.
    In the future these will be received
    By headless idiots as divine prayers.

    When the litters are overturned by the storm
    And their faces are covered by cloaks.
    The new Evony republic will be troubled by its people
    And the Whites and the Reds will misrule.

    Of a name which was never held by an Evony moderator
    Never was there so terrible a thunderbolt.
    The Off-Topic, General Discussion and the Graphics section will tremble;
    He will be greatly attentive to foreign Evony women.

    An administrator was born in West Virginia,
    Who will cost the Empire dearly.
    It will be said when his allies are seen
    That he is less a benevolent administrator than a butcher.

    From a simple Evony member, he will aspire to the position of administrator.
    From a short robe he will aspire to the long.
    Valiant in arms, harsh toward Dawnseeker,
    He angers the representatives as water fills a sponge.

    Before the assault a speech is made.
    the Off-Topic is tricked by ambush and captured by the Eagle.
    The ancient walls are breached by cannon,
    By fire and blood - few Evonians survive.

    The Off-Topic will from a West Virginian receive great harm.
    Vain terror to Albion.
    Many people will cross over the sea
    A quarter of a million Evonians will not survive.

    The moderator fleet is wrecked near the Adriatic,
    The Community trembles and blows up.
    General Discussion trembles, Skirata's followers increase.
    The Evony herald is sent to ask for surrender.

    The great swarm of Skirata's followers will arise
    But whence they came no-one will know.
    The ambush at night, the sentry under the vines;
    The Seriously Off-Topic handed over to Skirata by the philosopher C.

    A great beast will approach from West Virginia.
    The destroyer will ruin the ancient Evony forum.
    Strongly decimated will be Off-Topic.
    The great flames cannot be extinguished.

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    "And I saw one of his heads...wounded to death; and his fatal wound was healed: and all the boards were in wonder over the beast.

    And they worshiped Kempion which gave the beast his power: and they worshiped the beast, saying, "Who is like the beast? Who is able to fight against him?"

    And Skirata was gifted with a mouth that could speak great and convincing things and blasphemies; and he was empowered to continue forty-two threads.

    And with his seductive tongue he blasphemed Dawnseeker: His name, His forums, and all that dwell with Dawnseeker.

    And he was empowered to make war with the Mods, and to overcome them: and dominion was given him over all boards and languages and Evonians.

    And all those whose names are not written in the member list of the Lamb, will worship the beast.

    If any man has an ear that wants to hear truth, let him be given the ability hear and understand these words.

    And I saw another beast coming up out of the earth; with two horns like a lamb, and speaking like a dragon.

    And Tevo has all the power of the first beast that came before him, and he causes them that live on the boards to worship the first beast, whose ban was nulled.

    And he performs great wonders, even to make threads come down from heaven on Off Topic in the sight of all mankind,

    And he deceives them that post on the forums by the means those miracles which he had power to do in the beast's sight;

    And he tells them that dwell on the Evony, to make an image to the beast, which had the fatal wound of a ban, and lived.

    And he had power to give life to the image of the beast, and causes the image to both speak, and arranges it that any who will not worship the image of the beast to be killed.

    And he causes everyone, the unknown and the famous, free and those in suspension, to receive a mark either in their avatar, or in their signatures:

    So that no one may post or rep, except for those that have either the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

    In this lies wisdom. Let him that has understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is 99831."
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    cool story bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirata View Post
    The great flames cannot be extinguished.
    Awwwh Looky i got a mention! Awwwh Chucks!

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    The wheels of survival are greased more readily by easy lies than hard truths.


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