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    Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

    1 STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

    2 GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

    3 MEOW occasionally.

    4 STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

    5 SAY -DING at each floor.

    6 MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

    7 STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

    8 DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

    9 WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

    10 DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

    11 CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
    Last edited by 6batboy; 06-12-2011 at 03:49 AM.
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