When you go to do an all-important thing, and when you arrive, you forget for a whole five minutes why you were even there...
And then you say, "WTF was I thinking?!?!?!"
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1 STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
2 GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
3 MEOW occasionally.
4 STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
5 SAY -DING at each floor.
6 MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
7 STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
8 DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
9 WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
10 DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
11 CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
Last edited by 6batboy; 06-12-2011 at 03:49 AM.
go thru a fast food drive thru and when they ask for your order scream at the top of your lungs.... "I want a half roll of toilet paper and a pee cup please"
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The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on.
Ulysses S. Grant (1822 - 1885)
When you buy something Ask if fries come with it no matter what it is.
your thread is dead please stop
please
^When I see Nesterus says that!!!
Last edited by Cosmic Fury; 06-13-2011 at 12:27 AM. Reason: sloppy keyboard...thanks jdm!
I have a sloppy keyboard right now...Sometimes I have to really watch what I am typing to make sure the letter actually presses, so that I don't catch myself like that...
Thanks for pointing it out, and + rep.
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