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    Quote Originally Posted by Nesterus View Post
    When I read this thread.
    You stole my answer. WTF.

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    Going into a room and forgetting why you went in.

    WTF !
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    When you take all the sharp instruments and obstacles out of a room, it no longer requires any strategy to cross it, even in the dark.

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    When you go to do an all-important thing, and when you arrive, you forget for a whole five minutes why you were even there...

    And then you say, "WTF was I thinking?!?!?!"

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    Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

    1 STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

    2 GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

    3 MEOW occasionally.

    4 STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

    5 SAY -DING at each floor.

    6 MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

    7 STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

    8 DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

    9 WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

    10 DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

    11 CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
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    go thru a fast food drive thru and when they ask for your order scream at the top of your lungs.... "I want a half roll of toilet paper and a pee cup please"

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    When you buy something Ask if fries come with it no matter what it is.

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    your thread is dead please stop



    please

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    ^When I see Nesterus says that!!!
    Last edited by Cosmic Fury; 06-13-2011 at 12:27 AM. Reason: sloppy keyboard...thanks jdm!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jurnis View Post
    ^When I see Nesterus say that!!!
    incomplete thought?

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    I have a sloppy keyboard right now...Sometimes I have to really watch what I am typing to make sure the letter actually presses, so that I don't catch myself like that...

    Thanks for pointing it out, and + rep.

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