Quote Originally Posted by 6batboy View Post
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1 STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

2 GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

3 MEOW occasionally.

4 STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

5 SAY -DING at each floor.

6 MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

7 STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

8 DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

9 WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

10 DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

11 CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
OOOoh man i laughed so hard at these.... im gonna try the Admiral one and maybe a few more ty man +rep