I'd love to hear some of your crazy, odd or just plain weird house party stories. If it has to do with drugs, s** or anything that violates TOS please don't bring it up. I just want to hear about the funny stuff like TV remotes in the pool, garden gnomes on the roof etc.
This one party I went to this kid walkied in with no shirt a was covered with permanent marker scribbles. My friends older sister had to pick him up and literally throw him outside because he kept trying to steal stuff.
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06-15-2011, 12:59 AM #1
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Crazy House Party Stories
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06-15-2011, 01:04 AM #2
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most good house parties have all of those though...
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06-15-2011, 01:07 AM #3
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I cannot bring nothing up then
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06-15-2011, 07:52 AM #4
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My story involved a lampshade, some baby oil, a tub of lard, some cool whip, and a rubber chicken
would you like to know more?
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06-15-2011, 01:32 PM #5
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I once went to a party and then they all jumped out of no where say SURPRISE. I was scared. I thought they were all ninjas and then I was about be in a Kung Fu fight but they offered cake.
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06-15-2011, 01:57 PM #6
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...... Originally Posted by Arathorn136
Yeah. Originally Posted by *jdm*
Exactly, nothing.... Originally Posted by Rewster33
I cannot bring nothing up then
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06-15-2011, 03:08 PM #7
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A few years ago when we should have been studying for our GCSE exams myself and a load of friends had a party at my friend's house while his parents were away. At one point we ran out of alcohol so 5 of us, while drunk, walked a 4 mile round trip to get some more. Only 3 of us returned that night.
And then the party host passed out so we shaved all of his hair and eyebrows off, did all of the other usual things you would do in that situation. But one of my weirder friends did some not so usual things to him also.
In the morning when we all woke up we found that somehow someone had managed to burn a huge hole in the carpet, and then someone baked a casserole while my friend came to realise how screwed he was.
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06-15-2011, 04:49 PM #8
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Well i'm going to ignore that bit about illegal activities and share my epic anyways.
Back in teh highskewl (So long ago.. I know.) there was this freshman. And she knew some upperclassmen and decided to throw a house party and invite anybody and everybody. Now, as upperclassmen, we all decided to just go and ransack her house. Here's our list of devious activities (from what I can remember):
-Shave squares in the carpet with an electric shaver.
-Steal all the batteries.
-Cut the phone lines
-Cut random cords.. At least I think it was random
-Steal phone chargers
-Steal lampshades.
Now, we started doing all this. We shaved a few squares and stole a few things..
Are you shaving my carpet? Yeah, how long has it been since it's last haircut?
What...? Carpets need haircuts?
(I actually didn't witness this conversation.. but apparently her carpet hadn't had a haircut in a while)
but then...
WEE OOOOO WEEE OOO!
AHH! The COOPPAAS! They know.
So, mind you there are senslessly drunk people everywhere, the house reaked of herb.. so.. a stampede starts. A stampede out of the two back doors. Into the backyard,
Ah, don't fall in the pool while you're running!
Into the neighbors backyard, where to now? I hear cops yelling, freshmen girls screaming, dogs barking, run left! No, there's a dog in that yard, into the street!
So, me and the two friends I found ran through countless yards, subdivision to subdivision, until a friend came and picked us up. No, not the one that drove to the party... he uh, well, he had to stay.
Adrenaline is the best drug, I must say.
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06-15-2011, 04:59 PM #9
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So you destroyed property?
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06-15-2011, 06:55 PM #10
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I was once invited to a house party by a Mongolian yurt friend of mine. I was a little worried, because it was being thrown by some ranchers I didn't know. I need not have worried though, there were some cool bungalows and townhouses there that really made me feel at home. Sure enough, by the end of the evening everyone was a little worse for wear. I vaguely remember a "who's-got-the-biggest-resale-value" competition, and I also recall that one of the ranchers fell asleep, and while he was out for the count, we added another bedroom and bathroom in an extension to his back to surprise him. The look on his porch when he woke up was priceless! He had no idea how we had added so much square footage without him realizing!
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