Results 1 to 10 of 89

Thread: TO Evony Queens !!!!!

Hybrid View

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    England
    Posts
    259

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckBill View Post
    Don't forget, he smells like Cheetos and breathes extremely heavy when he eats.


    Anyways, I'm glad to see this topic. I really do think all the contestants should get something for all the hard work they did. They still need an Evony King contest. Too bad by the time they choose the winner for this I'll be 75 and probably wouldn't stand a chance... unless in the year 2061 the masses think old leathery skin is hotttttt.
    LMAO .... you could always get the IRON out to get rid of some wrinkles in your skin


    WAR IS NOT FOR THE WEAK HEARTED

  2. #2

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by BF2viper View Post
    LMAO .... you could always get the IRON out to get rid of some wrinkles in your skin
    Eh, I guess I'd just keep the wrinkles. They're like scratches and dents on a car. They add character. Besides, being old has it's ups. I'm going to quote my old First Sergeant:

    "He's so old he uses his balls as shower shoes."

    See, I'd never have to buy shower shoes again!

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •