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07-22-2011, 11:49 AM #1
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07-22-2011, 11:50 AM #2
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Chuck Norris has the greatest poker face of all time ... he won the 1983 WSOP despite holding only a joker, a get out of jail free monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades and a green #4 uno card.
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07-22-2011, 11:55 AM #3
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http://bbs.evony.com/showthread.php?t=127109
I guess it's more a question of which ones you know that hadn't been posted here.
Edit: As un-aging as Chuck reportedly is, rehashing the jokes/facts get old after a while.Last edited by Fallbreeze; 07-22-2011 at 12:02 PM.
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07-22-2011, 12:06 PM #4
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awwww did someone's feelings get hurt ?
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07-22-2011, 12:11 PM #5
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This topic has been used more than the toilet at a taco bell.
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07-22-2011, 12:13 PM #6
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07-22-2011, 12:21 PM #7
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German Airplane by making a gun with his fingers and pointing at it and yelling,"BANG!"
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris once had sex in a Truck, a drop of his stuff landed on the trucks seat. This Truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
I can go all day... I played WoW for 5 years. We get these jokes daily...Please don't send me hateful PM's you make me cry........ from laughing so hard.
Do I even need to say it? Originally Posted by gottibabe1
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07-22-2011, 12:35 PM #8
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Chuck Norris thinks this thread is useless.
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07-22-2011, 12:38 PM #9
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Jesus can walk on water.
Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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07-22-2011, 12:39 PM #10
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chuck norris lost his virginanity by the late osama bin ladin
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