Chuck Norris once shot down a German Airplane by making a gun with his fingers and pointing at it and yelling,"BANG!"
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris once had sex in a Truck, a drop of his stuff landed on the trucks seat. This Truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
I can go all day... I played WoW for 5 years. We get these jokes daily...