Innie, that one kind of offended me cause i'm American but w/e.
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07-22-2011, 12:42 PM #11
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Please don't send me hateful PM's you make me cry........ from laughing so hard.
Do I even need to say it?
Originally Posted by gottibabe1
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07-22-2011, 01:04 PM #12
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall. He attacks the ground.
Chuck Norris doesn't retreat. He attacks backwards.
Chuck Norris once decided to play Black Ops. He got 40 kills, shot down 3 Choppers, stole 6 care packages, never got killed, and did this all by himself. While the game was loading.
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07-22-2011, 01:10 PM #13
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**** that's a good Chuck Norris joke. Originally Posted by innie
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07-22-2011, 01:29 PM #14
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When Chuck was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" Chuck received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Don't even THINK about it.
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07-22-2011, 01:34 PM #15
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The bible was originally title Chuck and Friends
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07-22-2011, 01:35 PM #16
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Don't even THINK about it.
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07-22-2011, 01:45 PM #17
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there use to be a street named after Chuck Norris, it was changed becuase noone crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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07-22-2011, 02:02 PM #18
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain
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chuck can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
If you swallow a quarter and Chuck Norris round house kicks you in the stomach you will crap out two dimes and a nickel.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.Don't even THINK about it.
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07-22-2011, 02:30 PM #19
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Chuck Norris is America's weapon of choice in a nuclear war
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Only death is true, and even the dead need armies...
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07-22-2011, 02:31 PM #20
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Don't even THINK about it.
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