Quote Originally Posted by rasterbee View Post
It used to be it was considered greasy to have an alcoholic beverage before 5 PM. But then the phrase "It's 5 PM somewhere!" gained popularity and drinking before 5 became a little more acceptable.

What is the earliest time you can start drinking without it being all weird and creepy? It's 12:45 for me here, that's good enough...right? It's past noon, it's not morning anymore. Or am I just greasy?
That would depend on the drink