The Pun Thread

[Desert Fox]

This thread seems self-explanatory to me, but let me explain it to those of you who don't find it self-explanatory. In this thread you will say a pun (a play on words).

For example

1) Why didn't the skeleton cross the street? He had no guts.

2) Why did the teenager throw away those magazines in the trash can? They were to trashy.

Bolded words are the pun

If this is a repeat thread, oooops my bad, just get a Mod to delete it Don't be rude and insult me, no one wants that and I shall facepalm you, don't make me do it, you know I will

[Revoltion]

Stop
making
threads
now

[Desert Fox]

Stop
making
threads
now

Stop limiting my freedom! *facepalm* Told you I'd do it, you forced it upon yourself.

[jorbaud]

Stop limiting my freedom! *facepalm* Told you I'd do it, you forced it upon yourself.

Don't exactly think making threads is a freedom

[Desert Fox]

Don't exactly think making threads is a freedom

*facepalms you too* According to the evony rules I think it is Back to on topic now.

A man rushed his son to the ER, he told the doctor his son swallowed a roll of quarters and that his son was becoming very ill, the doctor rushed the kid into an operating room. He came back and the doctor said the man's son's change in health is due, any minute.

[Hehe]

*facepalms you too* According to the evony rules I think it is Back to on topic now.

A man rushed his son to the ER, he told the doctor his son swallowed a roll of quarters and that his son was becoming very ill, the doctor rushed the kid into an operating room. He came back and the doctor said his illness will change in any minute.

Ha. So funny. I'm in fits. Really, I am.

[DoubleM]

This thread is poor cause it doesn't make any cents(sense)

[*jdm*]

stop spamming noob op

[Hehe]

This thread is poor cause it doesn't make any cents(sense)

Don't ya mean purr?

[DoubleM]

No indeed I do not.