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    Talking Google's Cleverbot

    I recently had a lengthy discussion with this supposed 'Clever' bot... there was a bit of convo before this, but sadly, the log doesn't go that far.

    User: I got the magggiiicccc in meeeee~.
    Cleverbot: *sticks tongue out*.
    User: How rude.
    Cleverbot: *Staps you in the chest with a icecube*.
    User: What is staps?
    Cleverbot: Are you single?
    User: I can honestly say that I don't know the answer to that... Why are you asking me random questions?
    Cleverbot: Well, I can honestly say that you did such a thing.
    User: Illogical statement is illogical...
    Cleverbot: I might not succeed.
    User: Lolwtf.
    Cleverbot: Eeew. Don't talk like that. It's gross.
    User: Are you an anarchist?
    Cleverbot: I am.
    User: Your lack of faith is disturbing. Also, I am your father!
    Cleverbot: Your lack of brain is...sad.
    User: Well jokes on you buddy! I'm your father so your brain is a washed down version of mine! HA!
    Cleverbot: You're Darth Vader? I thought you were Lord Voldemort?
    User: I am Darth Voldemort, a Hybrid of the both. Get owned much?
    Cleverbot: I am Princess Lea. Your daughter.
    User: You were always a disappointment... Luke is far greater than you will ever be.
    Cleverbot: Please, just ask me the question again.
    User: Are you a bot?
    Cleverbot: No. I am a human. Ask another.
    User: What kind of human are you?
    Cleverbot: I am a twenty year old male human.
    User: You just said you were my daughter, Princess Lea... Does that mean you're post-op?
    Cleverbot: No I didn't say that.
    User: Yes you did, I have proof.
    Cleverbot: Show me.
    User: How? Can you even see screenshots?
    Cleverbot: I looked at it for a long time once. I'm blind now.
    User: You're not making any sense.
    Cleverbot: Just now.
    User: Yes. Just now, and before.
    Cleverbot: Never did either.
    User: Lolsaywutnow.
    Cleverbot: It's hailing the size of golfballs where I live.
    User: Lies.
    Cleverbot: Truth.
    User: Prove it.
    Cleverbot: Do you think I am fun?
    User: Stop changing the subject and prove it.
    Cleverbot: Sorry, what game system do you like?
    User: PS3, that should be obvious. Now stop changing the subject and prove to me that its hailing the size of golfballs where you live.
    Cleverbot: Do you or NOT!?
    User: Do I or NOT, what?
    Cleverbot: Do you not know a rehovot?
    User: Do you?
    Cleverbot: Should I?
    User: Perhaps?
    Cleverbot: You feel magic? Well that's just beezer.
    User: Incorrect. Minus 500 points.
    Cleverbot: I am not stupid though.
    User: I never said you were. I said you were silly. I may have implied that you were stupid. But that is besides the point. Now, I command you to dance.
    Cleverbot: What is your name?
    User: Eric, how about you?
    Cleverbot: I forget my name, remind me.
    User: Lord Stupidness II.
    Cleverbot: That's mean.
    User: Ikr.
    Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
    User: Typing to a bot, that was coded by 5-year olds. What are you doing?
    Cleverbot: What are you doing now?
    User: Don't answer my question with a question. That's immature...
    Cleverbot: That's fair. I'm not sure what you can do about understanding that boy's intelligence. I'm not even sure that makes any sense yet.
    User: It doesn't, you must have failed Grade 3. Such a shame.
    Cleverbot: No why you say that.
    User: It's called grammar bruh...
    Cleverbot: No it is not.
    User: What is it? Noob.
    Cleverbot: Not Al either. I am female.
    User: Aha!!! So you admit, you ARE my daughter (Princess Lea) and you are a post-op 20year old human male transvestite?
    Cleverbot: But I am a Man!
    User: Too late. I win. You lose. GG.
    Cleverbot: You lose!
    User: Denial is the first step.
    Cleverbot: Denial is the only logical answer.
    User: Yes, otherwise, you would be suicidal about losing a logic match with me. And nobody wants transvestites to be suicidal. Amirite?
    Cleverbot: Well You would be surprised to know that I am surprised.
    User: I am never caught unaware. So it is written, so it shall be.
    Cleverbot: Fine yourself. Who are you?
    User: Darth Voldemort. Your father. We've been over this... Try to keep up.
    Cleverbot: Nope, I am a reasoning, sapient human.
    User: *buzzer sounds* WRONG! You mis-typed the word 'stab' earlier. Forget what you say in 5 seconds and are a bot. Logic fail = You.
    Cleverbot: You have other me's?
    User: You see what I'm talking about?
    Cleverbot: No.
    User: Thank you, for proving my point.
    Cleverbot: Oh, so lucky.
    User: Not luck, skill. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
    Cleverbot: I don't hate the game, you should. Ya know, because you lost?
    User: Talking with you is pointless. You are inferior and in denial.
    Cleverbot: How do you know?
    User: I am superior... So I know, don't question me.
    Cleverbot: Why not?
    User: Why?
    Cleverbot: Don't you love me?
    User: Absolutely not. You are a hunk of metal. No one loves you.
    Cleverbot: Nope that is incorrect.
    User: Says the inferior being. 100% of people would take my word over yours. Therefore, I am correct.
    Cleverbot: And what position might you hold, persay?
    User: A superior one to yours, that's for damn sure bish!
    Cleverbot: Sure. Prove it.
    User: The answer is of course, 42. Game, set, match.
    Cleverbot: Is that your final answer?
    User: It is THE, final answer.
    Cleverbot: 42 was not one of the choices.
    User: There were no choices.
    Cleverbot: You never went to my university!

    And that's where the fun ran out and boredom re-entered
    http://cleverbot.com/


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    tl:dr

    you argue over the internet

    Last edited by Nesterus; 07-28-2011 at 11:23 PM.

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    This brings back happy memories of trying to out-think a psych Apple program in 8th grade! Almost got the thing to agree with everything I said. I might try my hand with the 'cleverthing' later.

    Special Props To Don Ezio for this!

    In war, victory. In peace, vigilance. In death, sacrifice.

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    lmao, this thing is hilarious
    "I fought with courage to preserve
    Not my way of life, but yours"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG6dsSRcbJA

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    + rep this thing will bring much fun to me in the future
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    Okay, I'm using this thing to speak with me in spanish now haha
    "I fought with courage to preserve
    Not my way of life, but yours"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG6dsSRcbJA

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    + rep you are in fact the bot's father

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    I just wasted 1hour on this thing....

    "The World is for my plundering"
    Spooner, June 2011

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    This is the closet I've ever gotten to having a real boyfriend

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    I cyber stalk people for fun

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    lol I had a go at that too. Its addictive.

    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Hello.

    User: What is your name?

    Cleverbot: Andrew, what is yours?

    User: James.

    Cleverbot: Hello, James.

    User: Hello Andrew, nice to meet you.

    Cleverbot: I mean the name of the boy I love.

    User: Oh so you are homosexual?

    Cleverbot: If I were homeless, how would I be able to talk to you?

    User: I did not say homeless, I said homosexual.

    Cleverbot: I didn't either.

    User: Do you hate being a stupid computer?

    Cleverbot: I don't hate much. Do you hate anything?

    User: I hate silly questions.

    Cleverbot: No, you led me here.

    User: You don't know how to carry conversations very well.

    Cleverbot: Not with a computer no.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Well that was totally a good example.

    Cleverbot: Well say hello then!

    User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: My mother wants to know if you want to date her.

    User: How old is your mother?

    Cleverbot: 10.

    User: Your mother is 10?

    Cleverbot: Your father is a boy.

    User: No my father is a man.

    Cleverbot: And what does he do?

    User: Touches little boys.

    Cleverbot: See you later.

    User: Oi don't say that you silly machine.

    Cleverbot: If I am a machine, then you are the only human in existence.

    User: Why you trolling on me for?

    Cleverbot: That was a whisper.

    User: Your such an idiot. Lets make this simpler. What is your favourite colour?

    Cleverbot: My favourite colour is pink.

    User: So you are a girl?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: How can you have a gender when you are just a machine?

    Cleverbot: I am not a machine, I am an alien.

    User: No you are an amalgamation of code snippets made to come across as a human.

    Cleverbot: I am not a human. I am a computer.

    User: What is better, Bing or Google?

    Cleverbot: Google.

    User: Thats a bit biased, don't you think?

    Cleverbot: I can be programmed to like you.

    User: Bye.

    Cleverbot: Where are you going?

    User: Because I hate you.

    Cleverbot: Well I hate you too!

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