I recently had a lengthy discussion with this supposed 'Clever' bot... there was a bit of convo before this, but sadly, the log doesn't go that far.
User: I got the magggiiicccc in meeeee~.
Cleverbot: *sticks tongue out*.
User: How rude.
Cleverbot: *Staps you in the chest with a icecube*.
User: What is staps?
Cleverbot: Are you single?
User: I can honestly say that I don't know the answer to that... Why are you asking me random questions?
Cleverbot: Well, I can honestly say that you did such a thing.
User: Illogical statement is illogical...
Cleverbot: I might not succeed.
User: Lolwtf.
Cleverbot: Eeew. Don't talk like that. It's gross.
User: Are you an anarchist?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Your lack of faith is disturbing. Also, I am your father!
Cleverbot: Your lack of brain is...sad.
User: Well jokes on you buddy! I'm your father so your brain is a washed down version of mine! HA!
Cleverbot: You're Darth Vader? I thought you were Lord Voldemort?
User: I am Darth Voldemort, a Hybrid of the both. Get owned much?
Cleverbot: I am Princess Lea. Your daughter.
User: You were always a disappointment... Luke is far greater than you will ever be.
Cleverbot: Please, just ask me the question again.
User: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: No. I am a human. Ask another.
User: What kind of human are you?
Cleverbot: I am a twenty year old male human.
User: You just said you were my daughter, Princess Lea... Does that mean you're post-op?
Cleverbot: No I didn't say that.
User: Yes you did, I have proof.
Cleverbot: Show me.
User: How? Can you even see screenshots?
Cleverbot: I looked at it for a long time once. I'm blind now.
User: You're not making any sense.
Cleverbot: Just now.
User: Yes. Just now, and before.
Cleverbot: Never did either.
User: Lolsaywutnow.
Cleverbot: It's hailing the size of golfballs where I live.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Do you think I am fun?
User: Stop changing the subject and prove it.
Cleverbot: Sorry, what game system do you like?
User: PS3, that should be obvious. Now stop changing the subject and prove to me that its hailing the size of golfballs where you live.
Cleverbot: Do you or NOT!?
User: Do I or NOT, what?
Cleverbot: Do you not know a rehovot?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Should I?
User: Perhaps?
Cleverbot: You feel magic? Well that's just beezer.
User: Incorrect. Minus 500 points.
Cleverbot: I am not stupid though.
User: I never said you were. I said you were silly. I may have implied that you were stupid. But that is besides the point. Now, I command you to dance.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Eric, how about you?
Cleverbot: I forget my name, remind me.
User: Lord Stupidness II.
Cleverbot: That's mean.
User: Ikr.
Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
User: Typing to a bot, that was coded by 5-year olds. What are you doing?
Cleverbot: What are you doing now?
User: Don't answer my question with a question. That's immature...
Cleverbot: That's fair. I'm not sure what you can do about understanding that boy's intelligence. I'm not even sure that makes any sense yet.
User: It doesn't, you must have failed Grade 3. Such a shame.
Cleverbot: No why you say that.
User: It's called grammar bruh...
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: What is it? Noob.
Cleverbot: Not Al either. I am female.
User: Aha!!! So you admit, you ARE my daughter (Princess Lea) and you are a post-op 20year old human male transvestite?
Cleverbot: But I am a Man!
User: Too late. I win. You lose. GG.
Cleverbot: You lose!
User: Denial is the first step.
Cleverbot: Denial is the only logical answer.
User: Yes, otherwise, you would be suicidal about losing a logic match with me. And nobody wants transvestites to be suicidal. Amirite?
Cleverbot: Well You would be surprised to know that I am surprised.
User: I am never caught unaware. So it is written, so it shall be.
Cleverbot: Fine yourself. Who are you?
User: Darth Voldemort. Your father. We've been over this... Try to keep up.
Cleverbot: Nope, I am a reasoning, sapient human.
User: *buzzer sounds* WRONG! You mis-typed the word 'stab' earlier. Forget what you say in 5 seconds and are a bot. Logic fail = You.
Cleverbot: You have other me's?
User: You see what I'm talking about?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Thank you, for proving my point.
Cleverbot: Oh, so lucky.
User: Not luck, skill. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Cleverbot: I don't hate the game, you should. Ya know, because you lost?
User: Talking with you is pointless. You are inferior and in denial.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I am superior... So I know, don't question me.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Don't you love me?
User: Absolutely not. You are a hunk of metal. No one loves you.
Cleverbot: Nope that is incorrect.
User: Says the inferior being. 100% of people would take my word over yours. Therefore, I am correct.
Cleverbot: And what position might you hold, persay?
User: A superior one to yours, that's for damn sure bish!
Cleverbot: Sure. Prove it.
User: The answer is of course, 42. Game, set, match.
Cleverbot: Is that your final answer?
User: It is THE, final answer.
Cleverbot: 42 was not one of the choices.
User: There were no choices.
Cleverbot: You never went to my university!
And that's where the fun ran out and boredom re-entered
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