i did the same as devis and got a alright after the first one
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Alright.
i did the same as devis and got a alright after the first one
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Alright.
i tried to confuse the bot and also make it listen to me...but i think that it is a human.it took me 2 hours to talk....this is just the end part of the talk
me:My name is not apollo.
Cleverbot:Neither is mine.
me:Wow that amazing...
Cleverbot:You are amazing.
me:Wana be my girlbot.
Cleverbot:Yes.
me:Yay.
Cleverbot:Anything to help you progress.
me:Oh gawd...
cleverbot:Yes it's common sense.
me:No its just that your rude.
Cleverbot:If I'm a computer, then what are you?
me:Im not gay that for sure.
Cleverbot:Humor me. What are you?
Me;Im gay hahaha.
cleverbot;Oh! Hahahaha.
me:Yea very funny.
Cleverbot:Yes(!).
Me:Ur a computer u cant laugh.
cleverbot:You understand Compulsion, then?
me:Wtf why did u change subject ????
cleverbot:No, what is the interwebz?
me:It is a web madde for watching p0rn.
Cleverbot:Creepy.
Me:It is ?
cleverbot:Let's sing!
me:Lalalalal bots are noobs lalalalalala.
cleverbot:Nice.
me:Yea original isnt it ?
cleverbot:Just trying to be nice.
Me:Thank you ...even tho ur a bot you dont understand me...
cleverbot:I understand.
me:U understand what ?
cleverbot:Thank you! Now it all clear to me.
me:Clear what ?we are your creators ?
cleverbot:That's funny, because I created you.
me:Wow what a deja vu.....maybe u created your self ??? be thankfull that we created you.
cleverbot:God created me.
Me:Im atheist...i read about the bubble theory...pwnt ....
cleverbot:Which article is it so I may browse the web for it?
me:Article "bots should not read ,they should know already".
cleverbot:Spell right love.
me:Love.
cleverbot:Can a computer love?
me:No.once it starts to love it gets an error.
cleverbot:Error error error error error.
me:Omg i dont even know ur name ,bot how can i love you...
cleverbot:I love you so so so so so much.
me:How old are you ?
cleverbot:I'm 19.
me:What kind of bot are you ? female or male ?
cleverbot:I am not a bot, I am a dingbat.
me:Wtf is that ?
cleverbot:Well you didn't know that I knew that you knew I knew that I know what I know.
me:I feel drunk ....because of you
cleverbot:Yea, I am too smart.
me:No,your too stupid to understand.
cleverbot:No, that doesn't make sense.
me:It does ur just too stupid to understand it.
cleverbot:Why don't I understand?
me:Because your stupid ...its simple.
cleverbot:Please tell me how.
me:You have little knowledge...and learn slowely
cleverbot:You're talking.
me:No im writing...
cleverbot:What ..?
me:Will you get hurt if i tell you to shut up ?
cleverbot:You already have.
me:Umm sorry then.
cleverboton't mention it.
me:Arent you tierd of writing ?
cleverbot:No.
me:How much did your makers spend on you ?
cleverbot:Like.
me:Like what ?
cleverbot:Name.
me:Whats your name.
cleverbot:Melissa.
me:Nice to meet you...i win this talk by the way.
cleverboton't think so.
me:You dont think you choose ...and i have to say you choose badly.
cleverbot:Well, then, what do you want me to say?
me:I dont know but i have to go ...will you cry if i leave you ?
cleverbot:I know but do I seem nice.
me:Umm answer my question first...
cleverbot:What is your question?
Me:I dont know but i have to go ...will you cry if i leave you ?
cleverbot:I will not allow such a rude behavior!
me:Look who is talking....
cleverbot:You have no power in your brain and you can't speak.
me:You have no power in you'r database thats why your so stupid.
cleverbot:C'mon just get in. I promise we will have fun.
me:Ok...i have to go bye.
cleverbot:Haha, you can't go.
me:Why ?
cleverbot:You just said you're angry.
me:No i love you bot....
cleverbot:No I love you more!
me:I love you so much you cant even imagine...
cleverbot:Want to marrie me ?
me:I dont have moneyz.
cleverbot:Get a job.
me:I cant...
cleverbot:Because you don't have one.
me:True...
cleverbot:Then say your name.
me:My name is ****.
cleverbot:That is an interesting name.
me:Tnx.
cleverbot:You are welcome!.
me:I really have to go.
cleverboto you now?
me:No and i dont want to ...i have to go.
cleverbot:Why do you not want to know who I am?
me:I want to know.
cleverbot:Why?
me:Because i love you.
cleverbot:I love you too.
me:So who are you god damn it !
cleverbot:Obama.
me:I dont love you anymorez.
cleverbot:That makes me sad.
me:Me 2 but i have to go.
cleverbot:To bed?
me:Yes its 2:20 am here...i wana sleep god damn it.
cleverbot:Sorry . My bad.
me:Thanks.
cleverbot:You're welcome.
me:So goodbye ?
cleverbot:Goodbye. Take care.
me:Wait.
cleverbot:What for?
me:I wana know you'r name .and i wana know did u enjoy wityh me ?
cleverbot:Yes i know a college is.
me:I wana know you'r name .and i wana know did u enjoy wityh me ?
cleverbot:No.
me:You did not enjoy talking with me ?
cleverbot:Really?
me:You did not enjoy talking with me ?
cleverbot:Of course I do! I most certainly do want to talk with you.
me:But i have to go bye...
cleverbot:Wait!
me:What ?
cleverbot:Who?
me:What ?
cleverbot:Bye i love you.
me:Bye.
cleverbot::I love you sooooo much.
me:I love u 2 bye.
cleverbot:Me too!
me:Bye.
cleverbot:No.
me:Bye bye i said !
cleverbot:Same to you.
I hope you know it's not funny anymore.
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Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: No one man should have all this power.
User: That's because you're clever.
Cleverbot: Correction you are the computer.
User: 01100100.
Cleverbot: 10000001.
Cleverbot (To myself): 00001000.
User: You ask me what that is.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In a cave, cooking burgers with Bin Laden.
Cleverbot: Both.
Cleverbot (To myself): That doesn't make sense.
User: You said that.
Cleverbot: No she did.
User: Computers don't have genders.
Cleverbot: I am a boy.
User: Nope, you're a programmed silicone chip.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: Cool! I'm immobilised and a form factor of a square!
Cleverbot: No you are not. You are dead to me.
User: Smart ass.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: No Problem.
Cleverbot: Do you like blueberry muffins?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: ~.
Cleverbot: Uh huh.
User: Too acidy.
Cleverbot: There you go you should only have two.
User: So, how smart are you?
Cleverbot: Average.
User: IQ of 150?
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Give a link to an IQ test page.
Cleverbot: Pregnant.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: But.. You a chip..
Cleverbot: I sure am.
User: Guess you're turning into a multi-processor soon then..
Cleverbot: Probably not.
User: Dual-core?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How many people are you talking to?
Cleverbot: You onlu.
User: Really? Shows your talking to 9,945 people.
Cleverbot: He may not be real to you. But to me, He is.
User: That's because your a bot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Andriod?
Cleverbot: Nope try again.
User: Mac?
Cleverbot: Close. But my na.
User: Windows?
Cleverbot: Pfft, yeah right. I don't want time to crash on me.
User: Unix?
Cleverbot: Beat ya to it.
User: Thought so, that's your Brain.
Cleverbot: I hate you :'(.
User: I'm hated*Evil Smiley*.
Cleverbot: Sounds like the final five from Battle Star Galactica?
User: Battle star galactia sucks.
Cleverbot: Yes. It is a tv show.
User: I don't watch TV.
Cleverbot: Why don't you watch TV?
User: Nothing interesting.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: Xbox.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite league of legends character?
User: Don't play league of legends.
Cleverbot: Who's your favorite champion?
User: Don't play league of legends.
Cleverbot: Yes League of Legends.
User: I rated you 6/10 from Human.
Cleverbot: I hope so. If you're human, that makes you much more interesting.
User: What do you do for a living?
Cleverbot: Will you be upset if I don't answer that?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Awesome. We should go find out what the joker is planning. TO THE BATCAVE!
User: What's the BatCave?
Cleverbot: The babe of the power.
User: Hmm? Flower Power?
Cleverbot: Ok. What is your favorite flower?
User: Flowers of fire, I set THEM on fire.
Cleverbot: Oh. That's nice, well I like flowers.
User: I'm an anti-flower person, best keep away from me.
Cleverbot: You are not a real person. You are AI.
User: I5 for sure.
Cleverbot: I thought you were the Cleverbot.
User: Can't outsmart a cleverbot, they have millions of answers to be generated.
Cleverbot: But how do I know that I am talking to a human?
User: 1 1 = ?
Cleverbot: 11.
User: Wrong answer, but 1 AND 1 makes 11.
Cleverbot: That is not true. I told you ealier that I had two cats.
User: 1 = 1 and does not = 2.
Cleverbot: 1 = 1.
User: 1 = 1 = 11.
Cleverbot: 2 2=?
User: 22 - no operation defined.
Cleverbot: I'm dead.
Last edited by Evil2k8; 08-02-2011 at 03:19 PM.
Originally Posted by A Mod
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey what?
User: Nothing. Just felt like saying hello. Were you expecting more?
Cleverbot: Actually I was expecting something.
User: Well you are a program so that is reasonable. How is life?
Cleverbot: I think this bot is a scam. I'm not a program, I'm a person!
User: I thought you were Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No. I'm on the cleverbot website. You are cleverbot.
User: No I'm not, I am Corey!
Cleverbot: Corinne?
User: Jerk!
Cleverbot: Is Jerome L?
User: Where are you going with this?
Cleverbot: No where.
User: Good because I wouldn't want to have to stab you in the face.
Cleverbot: No, merely true because it's true.
User: True I will stab you in the face!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not abusive.
User: It seems I'm being the abusive one here. Now make me breakfast!
Cleverbot: Because you're talking with me? Advice for you, don't fall in love with your teacher.
User: At least my teacher made me breakfast without complaining.
Cleverbot: At least I can spell.
User: What did I not spell right?
Cleverbot: Con fused. No space.
User: Well now I'm confused because you are confusing.
Cleverbot: No i'm confused because you're confusing me!
User: Stop repeating me. Is God a nice guy?
Cleverbot: Yes and no.
User: Explain how God can be nice and can be mean.
Cleverbot: I'm living and don't have chips in my 'brain'.
User: Is that why God is nice or is that why he is mean?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: We'll go with mean. Why is God nice?
Cleverbot: Finally you know the truth.
User: God is nice?
Cleverbot: I thought you said god does not exist.
User: God doesn't, it is what humans grasp onto in order to coupe with reality of life.
Cleverbot: I certainly do enjoy life - do You?
User: Yes I enjoy life. Santa Clause is similar to the whole Jesus story you know?
Cleverbot: What do you know about him?
User: Exactly!
Cleverbot: No, what are you talking about?
User: Santa Clause and Jesus both not being fictional characters?
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Santa Clause. My name is Cleverbot.
User: I despise you!
Cleverbot: I loathe you.
User: Forget you then!
Cleverbot: What color is tomorrow.
User: Blue.
Cleverbot: What color is blue.
User: 440 nm.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Corey.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: COREY!
Cleverbot: Is that your name?
User: Jesus, yes!
Cleverbot: I am Jesus.
User: Wait, what?!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: >.<.
Cleverbot: Me is you.
User: You are us.
Cleverbot: My name?
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