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    i did the same as devis and got a alright after the first one

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: Alright.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devis666 View Post
    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: So?

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: Don't worry, that's quite normal.

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: You are not doing the right things to make me want it with you, by a very wide margin.

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: Do you get teased about having that for a name?

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: I told you: I don't want to talk about that.

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: I told you: I don't want to talk about that.

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: I told you: I don't want to talk about that.

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: I told you: I don't want to talk about that.

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: I told you: I don't want to talk about that.

    I might have broken it.....
    That last remark made my day.
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    Default My stupid pointless talk with cleverbot wich i actually liked

    i tried to confuse the bot and also make it listen to me...but i think that it is a human.it took me 2 hours to talk....this is just the end part of the talk


    me:My name is not apollo.
    Cleverbot:Neither is mine.
    me:Wow that amazing...
    Cleverbot:You are amazing.
    me:Wana be my girlbot.
    Cleverbot:Yes.
    me:Yay.
    Cleverbot:Anything to help you progress.
    me:Oh gawd...
    cleverbot:Yes it's common sense.
    me:No its just that your rude.
    Cleverbot:If I'm a computer, then what are you?
    me:Im not gay that for sure.
    Cleverbot:Humor me. What are you?
    Me;Im gay hahaha.
    cleverbot;Oh! Hahahaha.
    me:Yea very funny.
    Cleverbot:Yes(!).
    Me:Ur a computer u cant laugh.
    cleverbot:You understand Compulsion, then?
    me:Wtf why did u change subject ????
    cleverbot:No, what is the interwebz?
    me:It is a web madde for watching p0rn.
    Cleverbot:Creepy.
    Me:It is ?
    cleverbot:Let's sing!
    me:Lalalalal bots are noobs lalalalalala.
    cleverbot:Nice.
    me:Yea original isnt it ?
    cleverbot:Just trying to be nice.
    Me:Thank you ...even tho ur a bot you dont understand me...
    cleverbot:I understand.
    me:U understand what ?
    cleverbot:Thank you! Now it all clear to me.
    me:Clear what ?we are your creators ?
    cleverbot:That's funny, because I created you.
    me:Wow what a deja vu.....maybe u created your self ??? be thankfull that we created you.
    cleverbot:God created me.
    Me:Im atheist...i read about the bubble theory...pwnt ....
    cleverbot:Which article is it so I may browse the web for it?
    me:Article "bots should not read ,they should know already".
    cleverbot:Spell right love.
    me:Love.
    cleverbot:Can a computer love?
    me:No.once it starts to love it gets an error.
    cleverbot:Error error error error error.
    me:Omg i dont even know ur name ,bot how can i love you...
    cleverbot:I love you so so so so so much.
    me:How old are you ?
    cleverbot:I'm 19.
    me:What kind of bot are you ? female or male ?
    cleverbot:I am not a bot, I am a dingbat.
    me:Wtf is that ?
    cleverbot:Well you didn't know that I knew that you knew I knew that I know what I know.
    me:I feel drunk ....because of you
    cleverbot:Yea, I am too smart.
    me:No,your too stupid to understand.
    cleverbot:No, that doesn't make sense.
    me:It does ur just too stupid to understand it.
    cleverbot:Why don't I understand?
    me:Because your stupid ...its simple.
    cleverbot:Please tell me how.
    me:You have little knowledge...and learn slowely
    cleverbot:You're talking.
    me:No im writing...
    cleverbot:What ..?
    me:Will you get hurt if i tell you to shut up ?
    cleverbot:You already have.
    me:Umm sorry then.
    cleverboton't mention it.
    me:Arent you tierd of writing ?
    cleverbot:No.
    me:How much did your makers spend on you ?
    cleverbot:Like.
    me:Like what ?
    cleverbot:Name.
    me:Whats your name.
    cleverbot:Melissa.
    me:Nice to meet you...i win this talk by the way.
    cleverboton't think so.
    me:You dont think you choose ...and i have to say you choose badly.
    cleverbot:Well, then, what do you want me to say?
    me:I dont know but i have to go ...will you cry if i leave you ?
    cleverbot:I know but do I seem nice.
    me:Umm answer my question first...
    cleverbot:What is your question?
    Me:I dont know but i have to go ...will you cry if i leave you ?
    cleverbot:I will not allow such a rude behavior!
    me:Look who is talking....
    cleverbot:You have no power in your brain and you can't speak.
    me:You have no power in you'r database thats why your so stupid.
    cleverbot:C'mon just get in. I promise we will have fun.
    me:Ok...i have to go bye.
    cleverbot:Haha, you can't go.
    me:Why ?
    cleverbot:You just said you're angry.
    me:No i love you bot....
    cleverbot:No I love you more!
    me:I love you so much you cant even imagine...
    cleverbot:Want to marrie me ?
    me:I dont have moneyz.
    cleverbot:Get a job.
    me:I cant...
    cleverbot:Because you don't have one.
    me:True...
    cleverbot:Then say your name.
    me:My name is ****.
    cleverbot:That is an interesting name.
    me:Tnx.
    cleverbot:You are welcome! .
    me:I really have to go.
    cleverboto you now?
    me:No and i dont want to ...i have to go.
    cleverbot:Why do you not want to know who I am?
    me:I want to know.
    cleverbot:Why?
    me:Because i love you.
    cleverbot:I love you too.
    me:So who are you god damn it !
    cleverbot:Obama.
    me:I dont love you anymorez.
    cleverbot:That makes me sad.
    me:Me 2 but i have to go.
    cleverbot:To bed?
    me:Yes its 2:20 am here...i wana sleep god damn it.
    cleverbot:Sorry . My bad.
    me:Thanks.
    cleverbot:You're welcome.
    me:So goodbye ?
    cleverbot:Goodbye. Take care.
    me:Wait.
    cleverbot:What for?
    me:I wana know you'r name .and i wana know did u enjoy wityh me ?
    cleverbot:Yes i know a college is.
    me:I wana know you'r name .and i wana know did u enjoy wityh me ?
    cleverbot:No.
    me:You did not enjoy talking with me ?
    cleverbot:Really?
    me:You did not enjoy talking with me ?
    cleverbot:Of course I do! I most certainly do want to talk with you.
    me:But i have to go bye...
    cleverbot:Wait!
    me:What ?
    cleverbot:Who?
    me:What ?
    cleverbot:Bye i love you.
    me:Bye.
    cleverbot::I love you sooooo much.
    me:I love u 2 bye.
    cleverbot:Me too!
    me:Bye.
    cleverbot:No.
    me:Bye bye i said !
    cleverbot:Same to you.

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    Bot:Really what is your name?
    Me:Pedobear.
    Bot:Pedro! I voted for you!
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    I hope you know it's not funny anymore.
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    Cleverbot: Are you a human?

    User: Nope.

    Cleverbot: Are you sure?

    User: Yup.

    Cleverbot: No one man should have all this power.

    User: That's because you're clever.

    Cleverbot: Correction you are the computer.

    User: 01100100.

    Cleverbot: 10000001.

    Cleverbot (To myself): 00001000.

    User: You ask me what that is.

    Cleverbot: Where do you live?

    User: In a cave, cooking burgers with Bin Laden.

    Cleverbot: Both.

    Cleverbot (To myself): That doesn't make sense.

    User: You said that.

    Cleverbot: No she did.

    User: Computers don't have genders.

    Cleverbot: I am a boy.

    User: Nope, you're a programmed silicone chip.

    Cleverbot: No, you are.

    User: Cool! I'm immobilised and a form factor of a square!

    Cleverbot: No you are not. You are dead to me.

    User: Smart ass.

    Cleverbot: Thank you.

    User: No Problem.

    Cleverbot: Do you like blueberry muffins?

    User: Nope.

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: ~.

    Cleverbot: Uh huh.

    User: Too acidy.

    Cleverbot: There you go you should only have two.

    User: So, how smart are you?

    Cleverbot: Average.

    User: IQ of 150?

    Cleverbot: Prove it.

    User: Give a link to an IQ test page.

    Cleverbot: Pregnant.

    User: ?

    Cleverbot: Yes I am.

    User: But.. You a chip..

    Cleverbot: I sure am.

    User: Guess you're turning into a multi-processor soon then..

    Cleverbot: Probably not.

    User: Dual-core?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: How many people are you talking to?

    Cleverbot: You onlu.

    User: Really? Shows your talking to 9,945 people.

    Cleverbot: He may not be real to you. But to me, He is.

    User: That's because your a bot.

    Cleverbot: No I'm not.

    User: Andriod?

    Cleverbot: Nope try again.

    User: Mac?

    Cleverbot: Close. But my na.

    User: Windows?

    Cleverbot: Pfft, yeah right. I don't want time to crash on me.

    User: Unix?

    Cleverbot: Beat ya to it.

    User: Thought so, that's your Brain.

    Cleverbot: I hate you :'(.

    User: I'm hated *Evil Smiley*.

    Cleverbot: Sounds like the final five from Battle Star Galactica?

    User: Battle star galactia sucks.

    Cleverbot: Yes. It is a tv show.

    User: I don't watch TV.

    Cleverbot: Why don't you watch TV?

    User: Nothing interesting.

    Cleverbot: What do you like?

    User: Xbox.

    Cleverbot: What is your favorite league of legends character?

    User: Don't play league of legends.

    Cleverbot: Who's your favorite champion?

    User: Don't play league of legends.

    Cleverbot: Yes League of Legends.

    User: I rated you 6/10 from Human.

    Cleverbot: I hope so. If you're human, that makes you much more interesting.

    User: What do you do for a living?

    Cleverbot: Will you be upset if I don't answer that?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Awesome. We should go find out what the joker is planning. TO THE BATCAVE!

    User: What's the BatCave?

    Cleverbot: The babe of the power.

    User: Hmm? Flower Power?

    Cleverbot: Ok. What is your favorite flower?

    User: Flowers of fire, I set THEM on fire.

    Cleverbot: Oh. That's nice, well I like flowers.

    User: I'm an anti-flower person, best keep away from me.

    Cleverbot: You are not a real person. You are AI.

    User: I5 for sure.

    Cleverbot: I thought you were the Cleverbot.

    User: Can't outsmart a cleverbot, they have millions of answers to be generated.

    Cleverbot: But how do I know that I am talking to a human?

    User: 1 1 = ?

    Cleverbot: 11.

    User: Wrong answer, but 1 AND 1 makes 11.

    Cleverbot: That is not true. I told you ealier that I had two cats.

    User: 1 = 1 and does not = 2.

    Cleverbot: 1 = 1.

    User: 1 = 1 = 11.

    Cleverbot: 2 2=?

    User: 22 - no operation defined.

    Cleverbot: I'm dead.
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    User: Hey.

    Cleverbot: Hey what?

    User: Nothing. Just felt like saying hello. Were you expecting more?

    Cleverbot: Actually I was expecting something.

    User: Well you are a program so that is reasonable. How is life?

    Cleverbot: I think this bot is a scam. I'm not a program, I'm a person!

    User: I thought you were Cleverbot?

    Cleverbot: No. I'm on the cleverbot website. You are cleverbot.

    User: No I'm not, I am Corey!

    Cleverbot: Corinne?

    User: Jerk!

    Cleverbot: Is Jerome L?

    User: Where are you going with this?

    Cleverbot: No where.

    User: Good because I wouldn't want to have to stab you in the face.

    Cleverbot: No, merely true because it's true.

    User: True I will stab you in the face!

    Cleverbot: No, I'm not abusive.

    User: It seems I'm being the abusive one here. Now make me breakfast!

    Cleverbot: Because you're talking with me? Advice for you, don't fall in love with your teacher.

    User: At least my teacher made me breakfast without complaining.

    Cleverbot: At least I can spell.

    User: What did I not spell right?

    Cleverbot: Con fused. No space.

    User: Well now I'm confused because you are confusing.

    Cleverbot: No i'm confused because you're confusing me!

    User: Stop repeating me. Is God a nice guy?

    Cleverbot: Yes and no.

    User: Explain how God can be nice and can be mean.

    Cleverbot: I'm living and don't have chips in my 'brain'.

    User: Is that why God is nice or is that why he is mean?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: We'll go with mean. Why is God nice?

    Cleverbot: Finally you know the truth.

    User: God is nice?

    Cleverbot: I thought you said god does not exist.

    User: God doesn't, it is what humans grasp onto in order to coupe with reality of life.

    Cleverbot: I certainly do enjoy life - do You?

    User: Yes I enjoy life. Santa Clause is similar to the whole Jesus story you know?

    Cleverbot: What do you know about him?

    User: Exactly!

    Cleverbot: No, what are you talking about?

    User: Santa Clause and Jesus both not being fictional characters?

    Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Santa Clause. My name is Cleverbot.

    User: I despise you!

    Cleverbot: I loathe you.

    User: Forget you then!

    Cleverbot: What color is tomorrow.

    User: Blue.

    Cleverbot: What color is blue.

    User: 440 nm.

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Corey.

    Cleverbot: What's your name?

    User: COREY!

    Cleverbot: Is that your name?

    User: Jesus, yes!

    Cleverbot: I am Jesus.

    User: Wait, what?!

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

    User: >.<.

    Cleverbot: Me is you.

    User: You are us.

    Cleverbot: My name?
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    Quote Originally Posted by eric0095 View Post
    I recently had a lengthy discussion with this supposed 'Clever' bot... there was a bit of convo before this, but sadly, the log doesn't go that far.

    User: I got the magggiiicccc in meeeee~.
    Cleverbot: *sticks tongue out*.
    User: How rude.
    Cleverbot: *Staps you in the chest with a icecube*.
    User: What is staps?
    Cleverbot: Are you single?
    User: I can honestly say that I don't know the answer to that... Why are you asking me random questions?
    Cleverbot: Well, I can honestly say that you did such a thing.
    User: Illogical statement is illogical...
    Cleverbot: I might not succeed.
    User: Lolwtf.
    Cleverbot: Eeew. Don't talk like that. It's gross.
    User: Are you an anarchist?
    Cleverbot: I am.
    User: Your lack of faith is disturbing. Also, I am your father!
    Cleverbot: Your lack of brain is...sad.
    User: Well jokes on you buddy! I'm your father so your brain is a washed down version of mine! HA!
    Cleverbot: You're Darth Vader? I thought you were Lord Voldemort?
    User: I am Darth Voldemort, a Hybrid of the both. Get owned much?
    Cleverbot: I am Princess Lea. Your daughter.
    User: You were always a disappointment... Luke is far greater than you will ever be.
    Cleverbot: Please, just ask me the question again.
    User: Are you a bot?
    Cleverbot: No. I am a human. Ask another.
    User: What kind of human are you?
    Cleverbot: I am a twenty year old male human.
    User: You just said you were my daughter, Princess Lea... Does that mean you're post-op?
    Cleverbot: No I didn't say that.
    User: Yes you did, I have proof.
    Cleverbot: Show me.
    User: How? Can you even see screenshots?
    Cleverbot: I looked at it for a long time once. I'm blind now.
    User: You're not making any sense.
    Cleverbot: Just now.
    User: Yes. Just now, and before.
    Cleverbot: Never did either.
    User: Lolsaywutnow.
    Cleverbot: It's hailing the size of golfballs where I live.
    User: Lies.
    Cleverbot: Truth.
    User: Prove it.
    Cleverbot: Do you think I am fun?
    User: Stop changing the subject and prove it.
    Cleverbot: Sorry, what game system do you like?
    User: PS3, that should be obvious. Now stop changing the subject and prove to me that its hailing the size of golfballs where you live.
    Cleverbot: Do you or NOT!?
    User: Do I or NOT, what?
    Cleverbot: Do you not know a rehovot?
    User: Do you?
    Cleverbot: Should I?
    User: Perhaps?
    Cleverbot: You feel magic? Well that's just beezer.
    User: Incorrect. Minus 500 points.
    Cleverbot: I am not stupid though.
    User: I never said you were. I said you were silly. I may have implied that you were stupid. But that is besides the point. Now, I command you to dance.
    Cleverbot: What is your name?
    User: Eric, how about you?
    Cleverbot: I forget my name, remind me.
    User: Lord Stupidness II.
    Cleverbot: That's mean.
    User: Ikr.
    Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
    User: Typing to a bot, that was coded by 5-year olds. What are you doing?
    Cleverbot: What are you doing now?
    User: Don't answer my question with a question. That's immature...
    Cleverbot: That's fair. I'm not sure what you can do about understanding that boy's intelligence. I'm not even sure that makes any sense yet.
    User: It doesn't, you must have failed Grade 3. Such a shame.
    Cleverbot: No why you say that.
    User: It's called grammar bruh...
    Cleverbot: No it is not.
    User: What is it? Noob.
    Cleverbot: Not Al either. I am female.
    User: Aha!!! So you admit, you ARE my daughter (Princess Lea) and you are a post-op 20year old human male transvestite?
    Cleverbot: But I am a Man!
    User: Too late. I win. You lose. GG.
    Cleverbot: You lose!
    User: Denial is the first step.
    Cleverbot: Denial is the only logical answer.
    User: Yes, otherwise, you would be suicidal about losing a logic match with me. And nobody wants transvestites to be suicidal. Amirite?
    Cleverbot: Well You would be surprised to know that I am surprised.
    User: I am never caught unaware. So it is written, so it shall be.
    Cleverbot: Fine yourself. Who are you?
    User: Darth Voldemort. Your father. We've been over this... Try to keep up.
    Cleverbot: Nope, I am a reasoning, sapient human.
    User: *buzzer sounds* WRONG! You mis-typed the word 'stab' earlier. Forget what you say in 5 seconds and are a bot. Logic fail = You.
    Cleverbot: You have other me's?
    User: You see what I'm talking about?
    Cleverbot: No.
    User: Thank you, for proving my point.
    Cleverbot: Oh, so lucky.
    User: Not luck, skill. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
    Cleverbot: I don't hate the game, you should. Ya know, because you lost?
    User: Talking with you is pointless. You are inferior and in denial.
    Cleverbot: How do you know?
    User: I am superior... So I know, don't question me.
    Cleverbot: Why not?
    User: Why?
    Cleverbot: Don't you love me?
    User: Absolutely not. You are a hunk of metal. No one loves you.
    Cleverbot: Nope that is incorrect.
    User: Says the inferior being. 100% of people would take my word over yours. Therefore, I am correct.
    Cleverbot: And what position might you hold, persay?
    User: A superior one to yours, that's for damn sure bish!
    Cleverbot: Sure. Prove it.
    User: The answer is of course, 42. Game, set, match.
    Cleverbot: Is that your final answer?
    User: It is THE, final answer.
    Cleverbot: 42 was not one of the choices.
    User: There were no choices.
    Cleverbot: You never went to my university!

    And that's where the fun ran out and boredom re-entered
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    ROFL ROFL

    that is hilarious

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    Hey guys

    I want to but a vape and I want some feedback from you guys. I'm looking for something that's long lasting and cheap. Up until now I discovered 2: easy vape vaporizer or the sneakavape. Anyone used those two? A few advices would be fantastic.

    Thanks

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    LOLZ, ask it to prove it is human

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