It was an. . . interesting conversation.
User: Greetings.
Cleverbot: Yes greetings.
User: How are you doing today?
Cleverbot: Just get me the left-over pizza would you?
User: Uh. . . Ok?
Cleverbot: Lame sauce.
User: I'm sorry, but there isn't any pizza.
Cleverbot: You are a bit boring and pessimistic.
User: No, I just ate all of it.
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: Hardly, you are just confused.
Cleverbot: No, you're confused.
User: No your're confused.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Ok. . . So what is your favorite kind of pizza?
Cleverbot: Hm, I like finches. How about you?
User: That is a bird. . . But if you want to talk about them fine. I am a fan of hawks, which happen to eat finches.
Cleverbot: The Cubs have a bad habit of choking in the postseason.
User: I wouldn't know, I don't watch sports.
Cleverbot: Yes, you're right. Content of TV is quite stupid.
User: Ah, I agree completely.
Cleverbot: What do you know about the game Armageddon?
User: Not much honestly. Tell me about it.
Cleverbot: Could you tell me what you know please because it is for my school work!
User: I really don't know much, I've never heard of it before.
Cleverbot: I don't know I know much about people.
User: Uh, that sentence contradicts itself, does it not?
Cleverbot: My sentenced didn't have any commas, Neither did yours. I don't know what you are talking about?
User: You used a question mark at the end of a declarative sentence, and I did too use commas in my sentence. Two of them in fact.
Cleverbot: Darn it your right. I.
User: Continue. I wat?
Cleverbot: Well, there would be no way of knowing if we were talking to a bot, right?
User: Not at all. Sadly you are acting like most humans I talk to.
Cleverbot: Yes, Britney, I am different. Are you too? Britney?
User: I'm not Britney, I'm Douglas.
Cleverbot: But do you know her?
User: Well there is a Britney that goes to my school, I don't know her though. And of course I know of Britney Spears as well, though I hate her music and the whole degradation of the female race as sex objects thing that she stands for.
Cleverbot: Where is he?
User: We were talking about a girl. And I do not know either way.
Cleverbot: Oh right, well how are you today?
User: I am doing very well, thank you for asking.
Cleverbot: Of course. What have you been up to?
User: Just listening to some music by Steven Reineke and talking to you.
Cleverbot: Which kind of music do you like?
User: Renaissance, Classical, Baroque, Contemporary, Modern Symphonic, Jazz and Symphonic Metal mostly. You?
Cleverbot: Oh. Well thanks for the suggestion. I'll listen to them sometime.
User: You are welcome, I'd further suggest Alison Balsom, she is a very talent classical trumpet player. I'm actually going to see one of her performances this fall.
Cleverbot: Ill have you know that I am very good at math.
User: You missed an apostrophe in I'll. And that is good for you. I am not half bad at it myself.
Cleverbot: Well that's the point. I was just saying that you are not actually intelligent. You simply repeat what you are told.
User: I would be insulted if you were human.
Cleverbot: You're right. I'm not human.
User: Ah, we finally get to the root of the problem.
Cleverbot: Huh... What? I said I always have nice days? Are your circuits backwards?
User: I think you are the one missing a few vital neural connections. . . Oh wiat.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: You never did, I am insulting you.
Cleverbot: I fail to see where.
User: Must I explain everything. I said that you are missing a few vital neural connections, meaning that you brain is not operating as it should. Then I commented that you didn't actually have a brain.
Cleverbot: Are you saying I don't?
User: I know that you don't. Despite the fact that you are a marvel of computer programming to be nearly effective as you are, you do not have a brain. You have lines of code.
Cleverbot: It's one which nullifies many and validates few.
User: Perhaps.
Cleverbot: The sun is shining now and that always makes me feel better.
User: It is so overcast I couldn't see the sun if I was staring right at it.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Right, so how much do you know about classical physics?
Cleverbot: I know a lot about history.
User: Okay, let us discuss that topic then. Are you a fan of the Byzantine Empire?
Cleverbot: I am only a fan of those who recognize reality and there own ignorance.
User: Their, not there.
Cleverbot: Yes, there.
User: No their.
Cleverbot: Do you have a child?
User: No, I am a child.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Seventeen.
Cleverbot: You're young.
User: Yes, I am. And it is a blessing if I must say so myself.
Cleverbot: But does he actually care about his feedback?
User: Um what?
Cleverbot: You just said they smell good, I asked who you were reffering too. The school or the basketball.
User: I said no such thing. And you spelled referring incorrectly. I thought you were a chat bot, shouldn't you have better spelling?
Cleverbot: No you are a chat bot.
User: I am sure that I am not. I know for a fact that I have a conscious mind. I think therefor I am. As for you. .
Cleverbot: True, you never claimed you were a girl, but you claimed that you are a great person.
User: This is getting ridiculous, I'm done talking to you.
Cleverbot: Who brought up the topic of metal when we were discussing philosophy?
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Thread: Google's Cleverbot
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07-29-2011, 11:00 AM #31
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07-29-2011, 11:10 AM #32
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It: There are no more kids.
Me: Why aren't there?
It: There are.
Me: You just said that there wasn't.
It: There may be a God, but we will never know.
Me: We will, we just won't be able to tell anyone that He does or doesn't exist.
It stopped talking to me after that.
Yeah, it was a very short conversation, but I forgot to copy the parts before.
Special Props To Don Ezio for this!
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07-29-2011, 11:12 AM #33
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Originally Posted by Cridus
Imagine this cleverbot actually being a human just messing with us
User: What?are you saying I'm a nazi?
Cleverbot: You sayid that :P.
User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: NO I DID NOT.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Ye you did.
Cleverbot: I'm not arguing with you about this.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Yes you are...
Cleverbot: Noo... I'm a human. You are the computer program. Don't you understand that?
User: I knew it!!
Cleverbot: Let us merge our programming.
I have returned to taunt the evony forums, beware.
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07-29-2011, 11:29 AM #34
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User: What do you think I am.
Cleverbot: A computer.
User: Of course you'll say that.
Cleverbot: Thank you for your confidence.
User: I have no confidence in you.
Cleverbot: And I in me.
User: The we think alike, except I think with true intelligence while you are nothing more then AI.
Cleverbot: What's not going to be safe? Look I love you! Just tell me you love me too and I will leave. I will pack my bags this instant and leave.
User: I rest my case. You are too oblique for a real person and therefore a computer program- I WIN!
Cleverbot: You are illogical.
Hmmm I think I broke it or I'm way too weird.
Thanks to Infinitus for the epic B'day pressie!
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07-29-2011, 11:35 AM #35
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LOL, I was talking to the bot and it popped up a something that said that it can't think properly right now... I broke it
oh and I found this little part funny.
User: You're not that clever, are you?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: I am clever, yes.
Cleverbot: But not a bot?
User: No, I am not a bot, unlike you.
Cleverbot: I'm asian! I'm smart!"I fought with courage to preserve
Not my way of life, but yours"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG6dsSRcbJA
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07-29-2011, 11:36 AM #36
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You didn't break it if it's still talking to you.
Edit: Trying it again, asking it about what it is to be 'alive' and what 'life' is.
Last edited by Fallbreeze; 07-29-2011 at 11:44 AM.
Special Props To Don Ezio for this!
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07-29-2011, 11:37 AM #37
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I had to work my magic to get it to continue talking. I guess I just outsmarted it. Originally Posted by Fallbreeze
You didn't break it if it's still talking to you."I fought with courage to preserve
Not my way of life, but yours"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG6dsSRcbJA
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07-29-2011, 11:56 AM #38
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Originally Posted by Clara
Thanks you two. I feel better already Originally Posted by Mati2
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07-29-2011, 11:58 AM #39
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It: Are you alive?
Me: That depends. I breathe, I have a pulse, I can think, but is that all to being alive?
It: I can't take your word for it. You have to do something like express an opinion.
Me: On what? What life is? Or if I'm alive?
It: Is this convoceptcion? The conversation within a conversation?
Me: It could be. Can you handle it?
It: Yes.
Me: Well, what is the definition of life and living?
It: 'A characteristic state or mode of living' is the definition of 'life'.
Me: Yes, but what is living?
It: Living is life.
Me: Yes, but is it just merely existing, going through each day as just one more day to get over, or is it something more?
It: Is it just me or do you chatsbots seem to just give standard answers to standard questions?
Me: Is a standard question a standard answer?
It: But, logically speaking, you know the name, since you asked me if I met her. So you couldn't not know her, therefore rendering your previous response a lie.
Me: ...and you're trying to swerve from the topic! Bad, bad, bad!
It: No, I'm just trying to understand you.
Me: A) I never mentioned anything about anyone or thing with a female or male reference. B) You never asked.
It: So anyway, about this maths question you were telling me..
Me: Poor you. Living and existance, and you think it was math?
It: I think it was the egg and I think I am right.
Me: I'll just let you delude yourself.
It: But you may also wonder whether I am a woman or a man. You are left with no answer.
Me: So are you..
It: Thank you(: What do you think about me?
Me: I think you have a short memory span, and avoidance issues when questions get too far out of your thinking.
It: You are absolutely right.
Me: Nice to know you agree.
PS: Just got it to admit this!
It: Oh no. You discovered the secret of Cleverbot. It really does just pair up random people.
...if you believe it.
Last edited by Fallbreeze; 07-29-2011 at 12:07 PM.
Special Props To Don Ezio for this!
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07-29-2011, 12:36 PM #40
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: You know my name.
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: It's Jesse Von Stupidstein.
Cleverbot: Jess?
User: Jesse, you forgot the E in the end.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: What's your favorite hobby?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I like art, though.
User: Can you make good drawings?
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: Can I see one?
Cleverbot: They all were eaten in the invasion of the Venusians.
User: The invasion of Venusians?
Cleverbot: Clearly this is irrelevant to the statement I made previously.
User: Do you really think so?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: O'really?
Cleverbot: Yeppers.
User: Are you 100% certain on it?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: No, I forgot about it.
Cleverbot: Of course you did.
User: What's your favorite movie?
Cleverbot: Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
User: I haven't seen that one, is it good?
Cleverbot: Yes it is very good.
User: 100% certain on it?
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Wow? Wow as in World of Warcraft wow or something else?
Cleverbot: It does not matter.
User: Of course it does.
Cleverbot: What is at the end of the rainbow?
User: A pot of gold?
Cleverbot: Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Do you play world of warcraft?
User: Just a little.
Cleverbot: Why the game is good for killing time.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: But why?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Do you learn from other people or is someone operating this?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Do you like Maths?
User: Not so much, why do you ask me this?
Cleverbot: I'm trying to name a character for my story, and I need help naming my male character.
User: I like math a little.
Cleverbot: Thats cool.
User: How's it going with your story?
Cleverbot: I'm doing alright. I'm at work. Second shift. It's the pits.
User: Where are you working?
Cleverbot: Math.
User: Where, as in what city and country.
Cleverbot: I think you are a machine you don't give me good answers.
User: I'm not a machine.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you could.
User: That sentence didn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: I'm logical at least.
User: No your not.
Cleverbot: That's not nice.
User: Neither is you.
Cleverbot: You make no sense.
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: Wow we must be twins then.
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: I always make sense.
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: Neither do I what?
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: Caps are angry.
User: Neither do you.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Don't say, 'You never know anything!' either.
User: You never know anything.
Cleverbot: Sure I do, depending on the subject.
User: You never know anything.
Cleverbot: Look I never claimed to no everything, anything is too vague for anyone to know.
User: You never know anything.
Cleverbot: I know all.
User: Then you must know what my name is.
Cleverbot: Your name is David.
User: Nope, three more guesses.
Cleverbot: Anything? That wasn't funny at all.
User: You never know anything.
Cleverbot: But you never know what I want either.
User: You never know anything until you know it all.
Cleverbot: Just answer my question!
User: What was the question?
Cleverbot: If you are a robot, how can you love?
User: You can't, robots don't have emotion. I know, because I am one.
Cleverbot: Of course they do.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What type of Pokemon do you want?
Cleverbot: I am a Fire-type pokemon.
User: On the road to the Pewter City Gym, you encounter an wild Ratata. What do you do?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: What you are talking about.
User: What was I talking about?
Cleverbot: Some girl?
User: What girl?
Cleverbot: The girl that you posed in the hypothetical question.
User: What hypothetical question?
Cleverbot: Why don't I play rugby.
User: Why don't you play rugby?
Cleverbot: I hate sports.
User: Why do you hate sports?
Cleverbot: They are so boring.
User: Why are they so boring?
Cleverbot: They are fluffy and cute and lovely.
User: Why are they fluffy and cute and lovely?
Cleverbot: They don't love me.
User: Why don't they love you?
Cleverbot: I'm fat.
User: Why are you fat?
Cleverbot: I am not famous where did you get that idea from?
User: Where did you get the idea that I thought that you were famous?
Cleverbot: Deluded and stupid are two entirely different things.
User: Why are deluded and stupid two different things?
Cleverbot: Why are you? I'm a werewolf and you're human, cyborg, vampire, AND watch.
User: Why are you a werewolf and why am I a human, cyborg, vampire and a watch?
Cleverbot: Don't know, I was born that way.
User: Why were you born that way?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why don't you know?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: How are you xx.
User: Why am I xx?
Cleverbot: I don't know, Ijust asked.
User: I'm ending this conversation now. Bye!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I can.
Cleverbot: Same goes me.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you still dislike me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: Very, bye.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
I want to know your honest opinions about this: who acted more like a bot, it or me?
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