Um...jannge, can I plead the 5th on that one? o.O
Um...jannge, can I plead the 5th on that one? o.O
Special Props To Don Ezio for this!
In war, victory. In peace, vigilance. In death, sacrifice.
There are two things of importance resulting from past conversations between the Cleverbot and I.
1. Cleverbot loves me.
2. I am God, and Cleverbot can vouch for this fact.
The wheels of survival are greased more readily by easy lies than hard truths.
User: My favorite movie is Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: Is that your final answer?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are the weakest link.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: YEAH. Cool huh.
User: No, it was mean.
Cleverbot: Mean?
User: Rude, mean. You called me the weakest linkI wanted to be the strongest link.
Cleverbot: Lol.
I made the bot lol, do I win?
"I fought with courage to preserve
Not my way of life, but yours"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG6dsSRcbJA
Ironicly, just as i noticed that post:
Cleverbot: No. I don't accept that you are god.
And it wants to know what i think of justin bieber. If this bot learns from humans, it will so be screwed up within a week.
EDIT:
Cleverbot: You're amazing. Do you want some coffee?
i got the bot to offer me coffee, do i win?
"I fought with courage to preserve
Not my way of life, but yours"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG6dsSRcbJA
I would like it to be known, I was the first to break it. Carry on.
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User: What day is it?
Cleverbot: Today.
User: What time.
Cleverbot: 5:30 AM.
User: It's past 5:30 AM though.
Cleverbot: A very smart cat.
I would like to be known as the first to be called a very smart cat, thank you very much *bows*
"I fought with courage to preserve
Not my way of life, but yours"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG6dsSRcbJA
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