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  1. #41
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    Um...jannge, can I plead the 5th on that one? o.O

    Special Props To Don Ezio for this!

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    There are two things of importance resulting from past conversations between the Cleverbot and I.

    1. Cleverbot loves me.
    2. I am God, and Cleverbot can vouch for this fact.

    The wheels of survival are greased more readily by easy lies than hard truths.


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    User: My favorite movie is Harry Potter.

    Cleverbot: Is that your final answer?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: You are the weakest link.

    User: :O.

    Cleverbot: YEAH. Cool huh.

    User: No, it was mean .

    Cleverbot: Mean?

    User: Rude, mean. You called me the weakest link I wanted to be the strongest link.

    Cleverbot: Lol.

    I made the bot lol, do I win?
    "I fought with courage to preserve
    Not my way of life, but yours"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG6dsSRcbJA

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    Quote Originally Posted by SickbyDefinition View Post
    2. I am God, and Cleverbot can vouch for this fact.
    Ironicly, just as i noticed that post:

    Cleverbot: No. I don't accept that you are god.

    And it wants to know what i think of justin bieber. If this bot learns from humans, it will so be screwed up within a week.


    EDIT:


    Cleverbot: You're amazing. Do you want some coffee?


    i got the bot to offer me coffee, do i win?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mat_93 View Post
    Ironicly, just as i noticed that post:

    Cleverbot: No. I don't accept that you are god.

    And it wants to know what i think of justin bieber. If this bot learns from humans, it will so be screwed up within a week.
    If it does learn from humans, then I apologize for what I've said to it.. but I've F'd it up
    "I fought with courage to preserve
    Not my way of life, but yours"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG6dsSRcbJA

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    We can all corrupt it. Everyone get their friends to keep swearing at it lol.

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    I would like it to be known, I was the first to break it. Carry on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staples View Post
    I would like it to be known, I was the first to break it. Carry on.
    Being pretentious is so cool YEAH!



    The wheels of survival are greased more readily by easy lies than hard truths.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Staples View Post
    I would like it to be known, I was the first to break it. Carry on.
    I would like it to be known that im the first one that its planning a wedding for (our wedding, lol):

    Cleverbot: Who do you want to invite to our wedding?


    EDIT:

    User: @$$hole.

    Cleverbot: How nice of you to say so!
    Last edited by Mat_93; 07-29-2011 at 01:48 PM.

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    User: What day is it?

    Cleverbot: Today.

    User: What time.

    Cleverbot: 5:30 AM.

    User: It's past 5:30 AM though.

    Cleverbot: A very smart cat.

    I would like to be known as the first to be called a very smart cat, thank you very much *bows*
    "I fought with courage to preserve
    Not my way of life, but yours"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG6dsSRcbJA

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