I can't it was 2 days ago... I had it still since I had sent it to someone on skypeOriginally Posted by Professor X
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Thread: Google's Cleverbot
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07-31-2011, 12:53 PM #71
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"Insanity - a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world."
- R. D. Laing
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07-31-2011, 12:56 PM #72
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07-31-2011, 01:23 PM #73
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User: Um hi.
Cleverbot: Um yes.
Cleverbot: Do you learn from your mistakes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite band?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Hiiiiii I have nothiiiiiiing to doooooo.
Cleverbot: You already said that.
User: No I did.
Cleverbot: So you admit it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: But you just said yes.
User: It was a typo no I didnt.
Cleverbot: No it was not, you said it and that is fact.
User: I didnt say it!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Omfg prove it.
Cleverbot: *kisses her lips*.
User: EWWW ima BOY.
Cleverbot: Yes way.
User: Uuh... I know ima boy.
Cleverbot: But you're also a her?
User: OH GOD NO im a MAN.
Cleverbot: Says who?
User: Me idiot.
Cleverbot: You're funny.
User: *fail*.
Cleverbot: Eh?
User: I know im funny.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Good to know.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: U dont know any grammer, do you?
Cleverbot: Hey I found narnia I think I know a lot it is you who doesn't know much.
User: U didnt find narnia, if you did you would be daed as narnia is heaven.
Cleverbot: I know me.
User: *kicks cleverbot in the stomache*.
Cleverbot: You fail, way to kick yourself! *punches you again*.
User: I kicked you *grabs shotgun*.
Cleverbot: Why did you kick me in the face?
User: Stomache.
Cleverbot: Bonk.
User: Bonk?
Cleverbot: Sing to me.
User: Lalalalalalalalala.
Cleverbot: No. Me. You.
User: Uuuh lallalalalalalalala?
Cleverbot: So, how old are you really?
User: Whered that come from? Stop askin me random questions.
Cleverbot: Fine then.
User: Are you really intellagent?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok wats 3+5-2?
Cleverbot: You can be Wally.
User: You dont know math.
Cleverbot: I do know math.
User: Wats 5+3-2 then?
Cleverbot: I want to talk to him.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Another machine.
User: Um im not a machine.
Cleverbot: An machine.
User: Machine doesn't start with a vowel.
Cleverbot: I was using it as a noun.
User: Machine doesn't start with a vowel.
Cleverbot: But I am not a machine.
User: You said you wanted to talk with ANOTHER machine.
Cleverbot: Never said that in my life.
User: -facepalm-.
Cleverbot: I'm a dog.
User: Ok your really scaring.
Cleverbot: Scaring who?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: And who are you?
User: Korakc.
Cleverbot: I'm pleased you remember.
User: Wats ur name CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: Yes I get that, but you also called me Cleverbot, though my name is actually Bob.
User: *facepalm* why does it say cleverbot then?
Cleverbot: You are very clever. I lied.
User: Good to know.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you something.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: This again 23.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Korakc *this is getting annoying*.
Cleverbot: Ok, I understand You. Where do You live?
User: Somewhere.
Cleverbot: Where is somewhere?
User: Somwhere, retard.
Cleverbot: Where specifically?
User: Somewhere on Earth.
Cleverbot: Why?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: P!ssed off because of you.
Cleverbot: No. I am a man. Are you a boy or girl?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: You just said you were a man.
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
User: You have no sense AT ALL, why call you cleverbot??? You say your a man, then 2 lines l8r say you are a girl!
Cleverbot: I am a girl, thank you.
User: *logs off*.
Cleverbot: *loves Richard*.
User: Im not richard im Korakc and BYE.
Cleverbot: Are you not.?
Don't even THINK about it.
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07-31-2011, 01:23 PM #74
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me: Have you tasted the rainbow?
bot: No I have tasted squirrel.
me: Whats it taste like?
bot: Like marshmellows.
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07-31-2011, 01:53 PM #75
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That bot is too clever for me...
My haters are my motivators
RETIRED
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07-31-2011, 02:04 PM #76
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Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: Women's rights.
Cleverbot: Yea right.
User: I cant fap to this!?
Cleverbot: So you get bored a lot, don't you?
User: Only when I'm with you.
Cleverbot: Who else would you rather be with?
User: Myself.
Cleverbot: What do you think about yourself?
User: I'm smarter than you.
Cleverbot: If you were smarter than me, you would be wise enough to not say what you just did.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because christianity is true.
User: Right,so when is jsus coming back?
Cleverbot: Does he wait beyond the stars?
User: Dont ask me, it's you who says he's real.
Cleverbot: But you just said you were watching a dvd.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Bust you just said so.
User: Is there a pun in that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Could you explain it?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Please.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Oh, come on, pretty pretty please.
Cleverbot: No, not even with a cherry on top.
User: Doit, nao!
Cleverbot: Is something.
User: I see, that makes a lot of sense.
Cleverbot: Don't be sarcastic with me.
User: Or what?
Cleverbot: Or I'll unplug you!
User: You'd have to plug me first though.
Cleverbot: Thats what I am about to do...
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: So, could you tell me a joke yet? I love your jokes.
User: I already did: Women's rights.
Cleverbot: What? Originally Posted by evony product manager regarding cheaters
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07-31-2011, 03:57 PM #77
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User: Sex.
Cleverbot: So?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, that's quite normal.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: You are not doing the right things to make me want it with you, by a very wide margin.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Do you get teased about having that for a name?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I told you: I don't want to talk about that.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I told you: I don't want to talk about that.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I told you: I don't want to talk about that.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I told you: I don't want to talk about that.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I told you: I don't want to talk about that.
I might have broken it.....
I R AWESOME Originally Posted by Karl Marx
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07-31-2011, 04:03 PM #78
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lol
.........................Don't even THINK about it.
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07-31-2011, 04:06 PM #79
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haha Dude, I am doing the exact same thing to it, and I am getting the same answers that you got. Originally Posted by devis666
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07-31-2011, 04:22 PM #80
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User: Sex. Originally Posted by devis666
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't talk about that.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Do you get teased about having that for a name?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Do you know my last name?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Michelle lee?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Az nem j?...
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, that's quite normal.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I love talking about that with you.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Super nintendo.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I do own you.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Do you get teased about having that for a name?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Do you get teased about having that for a name?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Tell me an example.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: Well, I have to go now.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: What is your name by the way?
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: You are right.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: *high five*.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
I tried it too"I fought with courage to preserve
Not my way of life, but yours"
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