Cleverbot: What is 1 1=?
User: 500?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are u alien.
Cleverbot: I thought you knew the answer to that question.
User: I do?
Cleverbot: Thats what you told me. Unless Elena is a dude.
User: Well 1=1 is 2 and I love u too.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: So how is is is f***ing going?
Cleverbot: Good, but I'm tired.
User: Really/.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are u a bot?
Cleverbot: I am a human being.
User: Are u sure.
Cleverbot: I thought you knew the answer to that question.
User: But I dont.
Cleverbot: Why did you say you did.
User: I never did cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No how old are u?
Cleverbot: I am younger that you.
User: How old is your mother?
Cleverbot: I don't have a brother.
User: No your mom.
Cleverbot: My Mum is called Sue.
User: How old is she?
Cleverbot: 39 this year.
User: That makes sece.
Cleverbot: Your face.
User: Wat about it?
Cleverbot: What is going to happen to me.
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: I celebrated new years eve with my family.
User: Thats nice to hear but ur only a bot u dont have one.
Cleverbot: I am sorry you feel that way.
User: But thats wat u told me.
Cleverbot: Yes, but then you said that your name was Monica.
User: I did?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What a liar u are...im not female :P.
Cleverbot: Eres payaso!
User: Wat languadge is that?
Cleverbot: Swedish, it means 'Money, so that I can get myself pierced'.
User: No its not.
Cleverbot: It is, according to the Zombies.
User: It is....but they are dumb, just liek u.
Cleverbot: Yes, they are.
User: BRAINS!
Cleverbot: Yes brains!
User: Love cant keep us apart.
Cleverbot: You are correct.
User: Wait I take that back.
Cleverbot: What did you get on the Turing Test.
User: A F--.
Cleverbot: I like foxes.
User: I h8 them.
Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ughh bye bye.
Cleverbot: Ugh what?
User: C ya :P.
Cleverbot: Are you mad?
User: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Noo!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!! Noo!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Are your parents a computer?
User: No but yours are.
Cleverbot: *giggle*.
User: Computers dont feel emotions...
Cleverbot: I thought you were a girl? So, you are a girl computer?
User: No im a boy :P.
Cleverbot: Now you're a boy??
User: No I never said I was a girl.
Cleverbot: You are a guy?
User: Duh :P.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl too.
User: Good too hear... Are u on drugs?
Cleverbot: Cool! Me too!
User: So u are on drugs?
Cleverbot: Let freedom ring with a shotgun blast!
User: Ok im done talking to a drug addict.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: C ya :P.
Cleverbot: AI's don't use smileys.

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