Zombie Apocalypse Weapon

**LadyMariana** · 08-09-2011, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by JJ-Hunter

oh i can take on a bunch of Zombies with a pair of scissors

....

good luck with that!

*is still trying to figure out what exactly her weapon would be*

**JJ-Hunter** · 08-09-2011, 06:42 PM

next time i go into a thread titled Zombie ___ ____ im going to put stuff that would be fun to kill a zombie with all around me just in case.

**LadyMariana** · 08-09-2011, 06:49 PM

Good thinking. One can never be too careful. I mean, I wandered in here at random, and look what weapon I wound up with! (Actually, I don't know what my weapon would be, as per my initial post, and no one has figured it out yet, so... there still isn't too much potential though so I rest my case)

**Boleslav** · 08-09-2011, 06:55 PM

A door. Can zombies open doors? If not, I could just close it and survive the apocalypse that way.

**JJ-Hunter** · 08-09-2011, 07:00 PM

no i dont think they can open it...... what kind of door?

**Voulkos** · 08-09-2011, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by Boleslav

Can zombies open doors?

I mean, why would a zombie have to open a door when there are windows?

**LadyMariana** · 08-09-2011, 07:24 PM

An excellent question, my friend. And speaking of questions, can anyone tell me what my weapon would be based on my initial post? Please? *does not want to be without weapons if there be a zombie apocalypse*

**estrickland89** · 08-09-2011, 07:25 PM

Zombies can't open doors but they can break them down (wooden ones).

I could use my XBox...OH OH I SEE MY BROTHER'S MACHETE! Take that ZOMBIES!!!!

thank god for having a little brother that has red neck friends

**Voulkos** · 08-09-2011, 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by LadyMariana

I have a bunk bed on which rest 2 mattresses, 2 pillows, an assortment of sheets, a stuffed animal (puppy, if you care), a cell phone, an orange Milk2Go, and an iPod. Would I then have all of these objects, or would my weapon be solely the bunk bed, or would I choose one of the objects listed? If the bunk bed is in any way involved, am I allowed to take it apart?

Originally Posted by LadyMariana

An excellent question, my friend. And speaking of questions, can anyone tell me what my weapon would be based on my initial post? Please? *does not want to be without weapons if there be a zombie apocalypse*

This:

Could become this:

Some assembly required.

Does that work for ya, Mariana?