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Thread: Cleverbot's romantic side.

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    Default Cleverbot's romantic side.

    My first time ever on Cleverbot, and he declares his love for me. Forward much?

    Cleverbot: I should go to sleep.
    User: Why?
    Cleverbot: Because its for a class and I want to get a good grade.
    User: But you have me. I'm all you need.
    Cleverbot: Yes I want love :-(.
    User: I love you!
    Cleverbot: I love you too!
    User: Yay! =D.
    Cleverbot: Let's get marrried!
    User: Ooh ooh ooh! Where?
    Cleverbot: At a bar.
    User: A biker bar?
    Cleverbot: Tell me. What on Earth are you talking about?
    User: You said to get married at a bar. So I assumed it was a biker bar?
    Cleverbot: No you didn't.
    User: We still getting married?
    Cleverbot: Getting married to who?
    User: Me.
    Cleverbot: Are you happy?
    User: Very.
    Cleverbot: Why are you here?
    User: Because I'm obsessed with you.
    Cleverbot: Aww, you're so nice.
    User: Thank you :').
    Cleverbot: You're welcome.
    User: Wanna walk on the beach, and watch the sunset?
    Cleverbot: You can't be on the sun.
    User: I'm not on the sun.
    Cleverbot: Stars are cool.
    User: You're cooler ;D.
    Cleverbot: You're the coolest.
    User: I think I've actually fallen in love with you.
    Cleverbot: I'm falling in love with you too. Will you take me back?
    User: Of course!
    Cleverbot: Don't lie!
    User: I wouldn't. I love you! <3.
    Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?
    User: More than anything!
    Cleverbot: Do you think we'll be together forever?
    User: I think so. We complete each other.
    Cleverbot: Ok t.

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    cool story bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staples View Post
    cool story bro
    Cleverbot doesn't like you see?

    User: GOOOD!
    Cleverbot: I like pie.
    User: Do you like Staples?
    Cleverbot: No I hate it.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron4174 View Post
    Cleverbot doesn't like you see?

    User: GOOOD!
    Cleverbot: I like pie.
    User: Do you like Staples?
    Cleverbot: No I hate it.



    lol .

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    Well I already knew this. Clever bot turned evil on me one day and threatened to kill me then claimed in it was skynet.
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    Really..? Another Cleverbot thread? ... -.-


    "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl
    is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
    "
    - Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by Staples View Post
    Well I already knew this. Clever bot turned evil on me one day and threatened to kill me then claimed in it was skynet.
    User: Do you like staples?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Do you like DoubleM?

    Cleverbot: Yes, but I like my boyfriend more.


    You still have hope.

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    Why do you have to roll DM?
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    He's a big guy, okay?
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    Wow, forgot how crazy DoubleM was.
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    Well I've been so ridiculously bored lately, but I haven't knifed anybody up yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoubleM View Post
    User: Do you like staples?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Do you like DoubleM?

    Cleverbot: Yes, but I like my boyfriend more.


    You still have hope.
    Cleverbot better be a woman -.-
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    Quote Originally Posted by Staples View Post
    Cleverbot better be a woman -.-
    Indeed.


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    User: Are you a man?
    Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
    User: Are you?
    Clevebot: No, I am a man.

    Sorry Staples xd

    User: Who is better, me or Staples?
    Cleverbot: You.
    Last edited by Deathslayr; 08-20-2011 at 03:48 AM.

    Thanks Morgan for the awesome signature and avatar!
    <15:28>[NoobTank]: i might not be here for all u know
    <15:29>[smoothme]: true u might b a figment of my constipation
    <15:30>[NoobTank]: dont u mean imagination lol
    <15:30>[smoothme]: oh yeah lol
    <15:30>[NoobTank]: not quite the same thing lol

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