you know your addicted when...
you don't like your nabours so you go to wall-mart looking for some ports.
if someone asks you to fight you need to take penicillin, put on a corselet and blow a warhorn to get ready
you "HAVE" to miss work caus its port to war day(done this one a few times lol)
some one asks you whats up (in rl) and you answer with your troop count