This is a random list that I (and some others) came up with once when we were bored. Enjoy, and feel free to add

1. You legally change your name to your server ID.
2. You have to rebuild a trap after the postman delivers.
3. You go to the race track and keep looking for abatis.
4. You see TV footage of a North Korean military parade and think "I could take him".
5. People ask if you had a nice Christmas and you say "Christmas?"
6. You order a pizza and give them your coordinates instead of your address.
7. Despite having no knowledge of engineering or carpentry you manage to build a working treb in your back garden.
8. The National Trust write to you asking you to cease planting flags in local forests.
9. You drive by a forest and wonder "How many catapults?"
10. You have a judge tell you that mailing your neighbours to "move or die" is antisocial behaviour.
11. You use guidelines when doing research to make it go faster.
12. Someone asks where you are from and you reply with the name of the Evony state in which your city (or cities) lie.
13. You can only name 16 states: Friesland, Saxony, North March, Bohemia, Lower Lorraine, Franconia, Thuringia, Moravia, Upper Lorraine, Swabia, Bavaria, Carinthia, Burgundy, Lombardy, Tuscany, and Romagna.
14. Your world map is an 800x800 grid on which there are no "countries" - just states.
15. Welcoming the new neighbours refers to sending a large army to plunder their resources.
16. You rush through your shopping so you can get home before anyone attacks you.
17. Your montly bills are utilities, Internet, and Evony cents.
18. You're in an r/l fight between two groups and think, 'Dude, they have more than 100 people.. thought max members was 100?'
19. You walk outside and start gathering branches from trees for 'lumber'.
20. You constantly ask friends and neighbours if they need any res.
21. You break into someone's house while they're off on vacation to farm their resources.
22. You see the American flag and think "RED flag attack.. wait, blue he's friendly... oh wait, white (grey) he's neutral.... omg what do I do?!?!"
23. You watch Wheel of Fortune and think, 'How come she gets to spin twice? I only got one amulet.'
24. You attack China because it has a red flag.
25. You have too much spare change in your wallet and think, 'Hmm better trade it for gold or put it in my warehouse.'
26. You ask your friend to reinforce you instead of back you up when you're having an argument with someone.
27. You're filling out your ballot and you see 'levy' and automatically think, 'No! Levies don't give enough to be worth it! Watch your loyalty!'
28. You rate your neighbours' lawns from 1 to 10 to figure out which one's grasslands will increase your food production the most.
29. You type on any other program and try to figure out how to make it blue because what you say doesn't need to be heard in WC.
30. You go to a bookstore and try to buy The Wealth of Nations and The Art of War for 40 cents each.
31. You go to the store (market) and say, "I'm putting a lower bid on the food. I'll wait until you meet my price."
32. You have a massive pile of rocks in your yard.
33. You hide your food and animals in your bushes.
34. You pray only when you need to raise loyalty.