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    Question Riddle Thread!

    Heyo,

    The point of the thread is to have people come up with the most impossible riddles that they can think of and try to answer them. Hopefully this will challenge people to go outside the box as some riddles arn't even from online. There's only one rule...NO GOOGLE. Enjoy

    "Warning, this thread may cause severe mental truama and can cause harm to one's health. Side effects are insanity, anger, confusion, frustration, head exploding, projectile vomiting, spam, and insomnia."

    Heres the first one.

    A plane crashes in a field. Every single person dies except 2 people. How did they survive?
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    They're married.

    A plane crashes precisely on the border of two different countries. Where are the survivors buried?


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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyMariana View Post
    A plane crashes precisely on the border of two different countries. Where are the survivors buried?
    Survivors aren't buried.

    A guy is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?

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    Which came first the chicken or the egg?
    Im'a Fireing my Layzah!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jorbaud View Post
    Survivors aren't buried.

    A guy is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?
    The years are BCE.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JOJ View Post
    Which came first the chicken or the egg?
    Chicken.

    Explanation 1: The chicken evolved from something else.
    Explanation 2: God created birds.

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    How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop?
    Im'a Fireing my Layzah!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOJ View Post
    How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop?
    Three, says Mr. Owl (approximately 508)

    What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?

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    Quote Originally Posted by estrickland89 View Post
    Three, says Mr. Owl

    What walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs during the day, and 3 legs at twilight?
    Simple,

    A drunken Man/Woman.

    Why isa Hamburger named a Hamburger but yet there's no ham?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jorbaud View Post
    Chicken.

    Explanation 1: The chicken evolved from something else.
    Explanation 2: God created birds.
    actually the egg, the chicken did evolve from something else but the parents themselves werent chickens. they layed the egg and from the egg came a muten who we know eat there eggs. (chicken)

    Quote Originally Posted by estrickland89 View Post
    Three, says Mr. Owl (approximately 508)

    What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?
    i think the riddle goes what goes on 4 legs when born, 2 when it gets older and 3 as it ages lol

    Quote Originally Posted by JOJ View Post
    Simple,

    A drunken Man/Woman.

    Why isa Hamburger named a Hamburger but yet there's no ham?
    because someone ordered it wothout ham and they liked it better

    how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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