My Interesting Night

[Montros]

So, it started when I got pains in my chest. It hurt really bad, and it radiated on my left side.

No, I'm not fat. I'm around 100 pounds (47kg), so this seemed a bit weird. Long story short, I ended up getting on an ambur-lance and rushing off to the hospital. I got needles shoved into my bloodstream, an exaggerated one-gallon of blood was taken from me, and I had to urinate in a cup.

I was also X-rayed by a thing that looked like one of those Turrets from Portal 2. It said "Laser Aperature", so I LOL'd.

After a few hours of testing, turns out I have... *drumroll*

Strep Throat! HORRAY, I'M MILDLY INFECTED.

It infected my chest area, so my breathing was limited as well. Oddly, my throat wasn't irritated, nor did I have a fever.

So now I get to stay in bed for a while and take Antibiotics. I win.

[jorbaud]

Heart attacks cause pain on the left side.

[*jdm*]

So, it started when I got pains in my chest. It hurt really bad, and it radiated on my left side.

No, I'm not fat. I'm around 100 pounds (47kg), so this seemed a bit weird.

what are you talking about you fatty?

[Boleslav]

this should be in roleplaying and stories

[LadyMariana]

Cool story bro. Get better soon eh? Don't want that spreading on forums >.<

[Montros]

Heart attacks cause pain on the left side.

Thats what I thought, and I didn't want to take any chances, so I hitched a ride on the ambulance.

what are you talking about you fatty?

DON'T CALL ME FAT.

this should be in roleplaying and stories

It really should. Thats where everyone would appreciate this form of writing.

Cool story bro. Get better soon eh? Don't want that spreading on forums >.<

*Sneeze* *cough*

What?

[DWorth]

Dude, my dog weighs more than you rofl'mao

[raynetwilight]

Get well soon Montros. And have fun staying in bed, slacker.