A special suprise...

[The Luda]

You think mood swings are bad? Get ready to take trips to the store at all hours to satisfy her insatiable and freaky cravings.

Not all women are like that, thank god. I would?ve hated myself if I had become a total helpless, needy, woman because of my pregnancy. And I was moodswingfree!
Although I did almost make the local supermarket run out of fruit and dairy supplies.

My friends sister was horrible tho, with every pregnancy.. as soon as she found out, she would boss everyone of her family around, lay on the couch all day, being a *****y lazy cow, while she had no pregnancy hardships at all. She just loved playing it like that, her pregnancy became an excuse for everything. And her `hormones` were her free pass to *****yness.

So good luck. Hope you survive, lol