A taser lesson story...Warning you might laugh to tear.

[GermainZ]

I've never laughed so much at a written story

[SickbyDefinition]

This made me laugh on the inside.

I've always wanted a taser.

[CandiPants]

The tazer story was funny, but the apartment fire/evony guy was even funnier.

Reminds me of the time my sister stopped by out of the blue and I was sitting with the laptop on my lap playing evony. She sits down and starts going on about her fiance playing this stupid online game.

"He is on there every second that he is home. I cant even use the computer to check my email cause it might mess up something he is doing!"

That kind of stuff, on and on for like 30 minutes.

So finally I glance away from my screen and ask her "So what game does he play that you hate so much?"

Her reply?

poopy EVONY!!"

So I slowly close the laptop screen and set it on the table.

Now everytime they are here together, he and I talk about evony and it drives her crazy lol

[Nesterus]

I've been shot with a 50k volt taser, it isnt bad at all.

[Emma6]

that is funny.

[Alusair]

Let's cut out the swearing, please. Bypassing censors or using alternative spelling for profanity is just the same as using it.