How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

[Balaam]

There is only safety in numbers if you surround yourself with people who are dumber, slower and fatter than you so they can act as a food buffer for the zombies.

i brew beer

see i told you i'll be the chosen one

[Imhotep88]

There is only safety in numbers if you surround yourself with people who are dumber, slower and fatter than you so they can act as a food buffer for the zombies.

Hehehe ok il add some fatties to my survival list

[Yuna]

Id use a suppressed commando and .50 cal sniper, maybe use a boat to stay just off shore full of booze and listen to Distrubed

[TheGr8UNKy]

I would stockpile bacon. If I see a zombie, I throw the bacon and run. Everyone loves bacon.

[Lucas101]

I would stockpile bacon. If I see a zombie, I throw the bacon and run. Everyone loves bacon.

Only people that love bacon are those that aren't loved by anyone else

In anticipation of a zombie uprise I would build this:

http://bbs.evony.com/showthread.php?t=182645
ninja d on the bacon G8 :P

[rasterbee]

Hey guys look

Zombie Survival Guide

and

World War Z

[Grito97]

Ild get the people from "my hill" to protect me, they seem to never run out of munition or *clever* ways to kill things. and have a high tenancy to survive nuclear explosions, so zombies shouldnt be any problem for them

[Emma6]

What would you use as a weapon? Where would you go? Would you survive alone or with a group?

These are the things that will help you survive. Guns are a last choice weapon, as they draw more and more zombies to your position. The best weapon is a melee weapon, or a crossbow.

Post what you would use, where you would go, if you'd range the lands, or hole up in a defensible building, and if you'd have a group of survivors with you or not.

i would throw a huge party in a building for the zombies.

they would all come and have a good time.

then i would leave, lock all the doors, and burn the place to the ground.

EDIT: with the zombies inside. in case any silly people missed that

[TheGr8UNKy]

Only people that love bacon are those that aren't loved by anyone else

oh my gawddddd.. no one loves me

[deadlysage]

Become a vampire, 'cuz they're cooler and then I'm already dead.

Times are hard, even for vampires considering whow many people takes anti depression. I believe the numbers of Vampires have dwindled due to anti depression contaminated blood, causing them to commit suicide.
Vampires no longer walk the streets of America, because more and more americans neglects their healths, not to mention the wide spreads of STDs.

Can you imagine being a vampire after you just sucked some random person blood and all the sudden you start crying unconrtrollably, feels like killing yourself and you have no idea why.
I think being a zombies comes with its perks, i get to eat hot white chicks, cause they tend to trip and fall for no reason like in all horror, suspense, and action movies.


Back to the zombies.

1... I would build or weld a cage over my RVs plus a turret or lookout only accessible through in the inside of the RVs.
2... Crossbow, arrows tied to an electric conductive wire and fresh port or beef meat, and shoot one of them and hook it to a powerline frying any zombies attempting to touch the other.
3...I would also use canoe paddle for added weight when swingging as melee weapon, while wearing full leather suit and helmet for street bikes.
4...Flame throwers
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