How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

[Balaam]

I would stockpile bacon. If I see a zombie, I throw the bacon and run. Everyone loves bacon.

i must spread some rep around before i can give rep to TheGr8UNKy

[AbstractAngel]

Step 1; Find weapons
Step 2; Get a posse
Step 3; Hole up in a pub.

Don't forget the queen album! Winchester ftw

What I would do:

1. Signal ninja help alarm
2. Wait for ninjas to come get me (it usually takes about 20 mins or so)
3. Go underground to my lair and wait for the whole thing to blow over

[Prodigy the 5]

Don't forget the queen album! Winchester ftw

What I would do:

1. Signal ninja help alarm
2. Wait for ninjas to come get me (it usually takes about 20 mins or so)
3. Go underground to my lair and wait for the whole thing to blow over

what if ninja zombies come?

Step 1- get a sword.
Step 2- get chuck norris
step 3- give chuck sword and watch zombies die

[Deathslayr]

What if Chuck Norris is a zombie?

[BigNorr]

What if Chuck Norris is a zombie?

Then none of these plans matter anyway.

[estrickland89]

I would get a horse and ride into Atlanta, then have that horse eaten the crawl into a tank where an Asian kid will tell me how to get to his group that's stuck on a roof with a racist.

Later on we end up at a farm. Then I would use the fat guy as bait so I could escape a high school with medical supplies.

[Prodigy the 5]

What if Chuck Norris is a zombie?

thats just ridiculous....

if a zombie bit chuck, chuck wouldnt turn to a zombie. the zombie would turn to a chuck

[peaceful390]

thats just ridiculous....

if a zombie bit chuck, chuck wouldnt turn to a zombie. the zombie would turn to a chuck

so true!

I would um well hide under my bed and scream like a little school girl till someone saves me or die of hunger after eating my arms of corse or of old age if i find an old banananana under there witch will last me a life time < hehe bunny or get this big basted in my sig and give him a anti zombie armer

[rasterbee]

None of you are taking this seriously and that saddens me.

I've got my melee weapons nearby and my escape bag already packed. I grab them and hide in my closet for 3 days. It has a deep overhang over my bedroom door, 7 feet off the ground and the third highest shelf is 3 feet high by 5 feet deep and I have put wood boards up there to cover the entry once I get up. Candles, books, food, water...already up there waiting. Even toilet paper.

Wait out the initial slaughter, possibly more. Go outside and kill some to get used to it, see if any neighbors are alive, then hop in my car and drive to my grandparents' house 2 hours north. Farm, crops, canning supplies, weapons, extended family, well water...the list goes on. Even if no one else has arrived and my grandparents are both already undead, I'll kill them and clear the area and then get really drunk.

[GreyWind]

None of you are taking this seriously and that saddens me.

I've got my melee weapons nearby and my escape bag already packed. I grab them and hide in my closet for 3 days. It has a deep overhang over my bedroom door, 7 feet off the ground and the third highest shelf is 3 feet high by 5 feet deep and I have put wood boards up there to cover the entry once I get up. Candles, books, food, water...already up there waiting. Even toilet paper.

Wait out the initial slaughter, possibly more. Go outside and kill some to get used to it, see if any neighbors are alive, then hop in my car and drive to my grandparents' house 2 hours north. Farm, crops, canning supplies, weapons, extended family, well water...the list goes on. Even if no one else has arrived and my grandparents are both already undead, I'll kill them and clear the area and then get really drunk.

I, am taking it seriously. I already have a ZSP already done, and waiting for the day best known as Z-Day