How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

[Lerico]

I will be safe because people always says that I have no brains...

[deadlysage]

What Martial Art won't be a good idea to use on zombies?
I know grappling and wrestling for start might be a real bad idea.
I just realized judo is another.

The best skill is gun fu or gunkata


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tINWl0gzQWI

[SanteriaSolancia]

Hide. I have the perfect personality for it.

[AnonymousVoice]

Step One.. Grab as many guns as i could find
Step Two.. Go blow zombies heads off and have fun before i run out of bullets and get eatin lol

[Illusionss]

Board up the windows and probaly a 12 gauge and a M9 and a bullet makiing kit ftw

[John Brik'sil]

I'd form a coalition of the strongest players from my hill, along with their weapons and militaries, hire Chuck Norris as my personal bodyguard, and then hire some asian kid as my personal hacker. I would then have him hack into the secret hard drives and computers of the US and Russia and take control of their nuclear arsenals, and then the computers of NASA, the ESA, and Russia's space agency and wire up remote launch systems. Finally, I would send half of my troops to the grounds of the space centers to protect them from invasion.

If I come under attack, I will move my entire army to the space centers, launch every ship I can get to the launch pads, activate the nukes, and watch the fireworks as I cruise away to safety with my faithful followers.
Once the world is safe, I will return and claim the world as my own and be safe from zombies for a long while.


This is how I would survive a zombie apocalypse. I will also gladly accept applications for any remaining free spots on my ships to those not of the brain-eating inclination.

[John Brik'sil]

An edit to my last post: And I would hire all of the forum spammers as cannon fodder. Finally, an actual use for them.

[LaoOmologo]

Simple. My family have a food-cellar. I'd just hide there with me' cutlass and ye' jolly shotgun o' me' father.

[Nooblet]

Rob a huge bank, steal all the gold... and hire a bunch of builders to build me an army of ATATs from star wars. (you know, those huge big metal walking things on hoth? if you dont then look it up...) and stomp and shoot and destroy alllll the zombies. Then i would turn on my allies and RULE THE WORLD!

[Deathslayr]

I'd form a coalition of the strongest players from my hill, along with their weapons and militaries, hire Chuck Norris as my personal bodyguard, and then hire some asian kid as my personal hacker. I would then have him hack into the secret hard drives and computers of the US and Russia and take control of their nuclear arsenals, and then the computers of NASA, the ESA, and Russia's space agency and wire up remote launch systems. Finally, I would send half of my troops to the grounds of the space centers to protect them from invasion.

If I come under attack, I will move my entire army to the space centers, launch every ship I can get to the launch pads, activate the nukes, and watch the fireworks as I cruise away to safety with my faithful followers.
Once the world is safe, I will return and claim the world as my own and be safe from zombies for a long while.

This is how I would survive a zombie apocalypse. I will also gladly accept applications for any remaining free spots on my ships to those not of the brain-eating inclination.

I am by far the strongest of all the people from my hill....