How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

[Justin1995]

No matter what you can't forget the laptop so you can still play evony

[Balaam]

Rob a huge bank, steal all the gold... and hire a bunch of builders to build me an army of ATATs from star wars. (you know, those huge big metal walking things on hoth? if you dont then look it up...) and stomp and shoot and destroy alllll the zombies. Then i would turn on my allies and RULE THE WORLD!

gold will have no value
alcohol will be the commodity
something to help you forget your helpless existence

[jambob]

Simples. I'd go to the WoW forums, create a thread, and in it, type 4 or 5 random numbers into the item link.. and whatever i get i use to destroy deathwi... i mean the zombies. Im hoping for Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker (19019)!!

If that fails.. Ima need some archer towers.

[von tucker]

lol this is epic

[von tucker]

Simple. My family have a food-cellar. I'd just hide there with me' cutlass and ye' jolly shotgun o' me' father.

nicezombies

[Khan140]

I would weld a steel house with 3ft thick hardened steel walls, and have a vault door from a bank as my door. id dig a moat around my steel house and fill it with petrol. whenever i need to leave my steel house id light the moat on fire, thus burning any zombies in the area, id drive out of my house in my stolen pope-mobile and search for supplies.

if i encountered any zombies during my roaming i would hit the nos and turn on the lawn mower attached to the pope-mobile. the pope-mobile would also be towing a trailer of human sacrifices to distract zombies in case of a breakdown.

[ninno20]

Wait wait wait.

Which zombies?
The slowly learning, slow moving zombies.
The quick, unintelligent?
Zombies like resident evil where they can sense you?
Or do they hunt on sight sound smell?

My plan (Typical zombie scenario)
Find a farm, Grow some green to mask my human odour to even the most keen flesh eaters. Grow crops, make a fence, frolic in the sun etc.
EDIT ~ I live near lots and lots of farm land

I'm going to go zombie multi-kill of the week :P




But if we are talking land of the dead scenario.... I'm converting.
Or even worse, Stephen king the Cell scenario.... well we don't have a chance against zombies with telekinesis + telepathy.

[adoroll]

Probably been said before but...........Take over your local grocery store (preferably one with as few entrances and exits as possible) barricade the entrances, and live

[Alzar]

Wanna know how i would survive a zombie apocolypse? I would have treadmills facing out around my house in every way and im set forever.

[Moghedien]

Wanna know how i would survive a zombie apocolypse? I would have treadmills facing out around my house in every way and im set forever.

How would you power the treadmills forever? You would still have to venture outside to resupply.