How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

**~~ImInsane~~** · 03-07-2012, 06:08 PM

Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife

**hwoo** · 03-08-2012, 06:16 AM

Originally Posted by estrickland89

yeah the army comes and blows you up

what if i offer them cake ?

laced with cyanide of course

**ArchAngel121** · 03-09-2012, 01:52 AM

Id be on top of a mountainin some sort of fortified or well structured building withs oem crossbows and swors..id probably travel with very few people though as to not go through all the supplies..

**HeadHunter20** · 03-09-2012, 02:06 PM

im in the military so i would defenitly go to the nearest base or armory stock up on MREs and weapons/ammo and hang out for a bit :P

**CronicD** · 03-10-2012, 09:14 PM

id ..id ..id JUST JOIN THE DAMN ZOMBIE FORCE....they'll win of course theres noway out..unless ......you nuke the world..

**God Addict** · 03-10-2012, 09:45 PM

if that happened id find a group of survivors ,I'd go crazy be my self, I'd use a silenced pistol or something

and a knife

. and if there are survivors I'd go to a wal-mart.

**King Alboin** · 03-14-2012, 10:32 PM

I can see that half of youz would be zombie bait before the day is even half over.

no offence but I am sure if you take note, one day of survival only means one more wake up till you're ate.

think then seriously, how much of a survival instinct is within you?

would you know what it takes to live off the grid, no more department stores, malls or even wally world to supply your needs?

things rot, in no time fast. everything returns to mother earth eventually, and therefore so does all of your comforts.

what point is there to hide out in a cosco? none for it is too wide open and vulnerable for attack. get to a deserted island and you will die of thirst and if not that then hunger or scurvy. go on base and stock up, is a great idea, but vague as to what exactly will you supply yourself with.

now again, I choose to cruise around in a tank, for it runs off of jp8 or diesel with the new conversion engines, so that means I must hunt for airports or truck stops, siphon out what I can carry and move on.

things I would steal, or commandere would need to fit this list ...

so? I would need most non perishable items, that is where raiding a cosco comes in handy and stock up my tank with the good stuff ....

yes only the good stuff, that lasts and have long expiration dates.

stuff that in the ole tank and move to the next venture ... weapons of choice ...

I dont care for melee weapons, cuz wtf is up with all that blood splatter, I mean, k .. now listen carefully ... if they bite you or scratch you, no muligans ... you're turned dead walking ... so if their black blood splatters on you, would you not logically then also turn dead walking? of course you would, and if not, who is too crazy to take that chance? Not I said the sage. So if you use a shovel or sword or baseball bat, I am sure that black blood will splatter somewhere's on your person. I be one who chooses not to have not one itsy bitsy blood drop be splattered on King Alboin's mother's baby boy. You see? yes ... no

K then ... so I choose these weapons as personal accroutrements , yet can still carry at a dead run with weapons in tow ...

of course on semi to conserve ammo ... speaking of witch ... another looting venture would need to find and stock up in my tank some ammo ...

caint have enuff ammo ... and caint have enuff useful survival gear, the key word being useful. too much junk can weigh you down, not enuff junk or the right kind of junk can have a negative effect on your survival longevity ... sooo other useful items to abscomb with .. are items that you always keep with you, no matter what the foray or forage is your intent ... I choose these items ....

think of the plight you will be in, think of the services that you are used to now, that wont be there in the aftermath, dont rely on games or shows to tell you what you need to survive, use your brain, for it is the first and best survival tool you already possess.