How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

[Thalric]

Lol

I auevive by killing the living and stealing there stuff

Amd driving bja

whhaaaaaaaaaaaaattt???????

[King Alboin]

whhaaaaaaaaaaaaattt???????

You mean to tell me, you got onto her spelling? and that was after you posted this?

i cant belive shan died in the newest one.

belive is spelled believe and shan is spelled Shane.

smdh at the false hubrous of some people's children.

[addendum]

I've been able to watch more of the walking dead series, and yes I know its just a show but

COME ON!!!! how is it that stupid people can survive for so long, when they are so daggum stupid?

MORONS, absolute morons of epic proportion.

First off, somebody ought to of shot those two pukes who call themselves sheriff deputies, aint not one smart one amongst the two. They get more live folks killed than anybody by their brash machismo crapiosa.

Secondly, the first rule of combat is to set out a picket defense line, even if its just four people and the second rule is to scavenge for any blessed thing that will make life more extendable

like ammo, guns, water, fuel, soap, liquor and beer, food, cooking utensils, fire making shtuff and and and? toiletries and trauma kits. hit up any ambulances you see that are runned off the road, stuff like that.

dont nobody study history no more? I aint never seen so many "sillyheads" that dont arm themselves to the teeth, and because of a numb mind, a void of common sense, let their guard down

Which is the third rule of combat, DONT LET YOUR GUARD DOWN!! that should be a daily standing order.

first off, if it was up to me, I would exile any morons in the group. In fact I would leave morons as bait. but that is just me

and if you have to get close to stabb a zombie in the face? keep you mouth closed? huh? blood born pathogens love saliva passage ways. just saying.

and another thing, I advise that if you scavenge for a ride? make it one before 1992, that way you can fix it with out a computer

and another thing, DONT let no mook take your personal defense weapon, and if they try? hide out, wait till they let their guard down, {cuz they are a moron and will always let their guard down} and blast them for a pre-zombie. any questions?

[<3Sari<3]

i cant belive shan died in the newest one.

ya know...I didn't watch that episode yet. I recently moved and I don't have cable here (

Are you sure he is really dead?! that is crazy! or did it happen at like the last moment of the episode because then they might just be messing with us. OMG! I must watch now~!

[Fresh420]

id survive with 1 person a Hot chick next to me.we would go to the nearest strip club and she would dance for me....And a sword would be my choice in weapon never runs out of ammo.. ( and if she smells rounchy id throw her to the Zombies they love that kinda thing Tahaha

lol im just playing i would have to agree with the guy that said go with a group.. If in a group less chance that you die..they all die first Tehehe

[King Alboin]

Zombie Outbreak Map:



Where will you hide?

[addendum] As seeing the 7th episode of WD I have to hand it to Shane. When it hit the fan, he got the job done. He's still a mook, but a cool mook.

[rasterbee]

Albion stop trying to rationalize the zombie tv show. You look silly. You don't even know the rules of this version of the zombie universe, it doesn't matter if you swallow zombie blood that's not what kills you. One character removes the teeth and fingernails of a female zombie child and keeps her as a pet, sleeps next to her kisses her and feeds her to keep her alive.

When Dale was killed in the comic he was bitten by a zombie, had his leg cut off and eaten by cannibals and we don't even know if the cannibals turned into zombies yet. Everyone turns when they die, adhering to classic lore but this universe doesn't have all the same rules as you expect. The most well known line from the comic is this:



Which only Rick has known for very long, Jenner from the CDC in season 1 presumably whispered that to Rick when asked about the blood tests he took. What would blood tests prove if everyone is infected? They'd be pointless. I don't think Jenner told Rick that Lori was pregnant, but some people do.

[King Alboin]

No one knows what the doc told rick, some do think what it is you say, but some think the doc told Rick that the desease is airborne. no escape.

But this thread is not about WD. It is about what you would do in case of a Zombie attack. And most of what I've read so far ... are lame. No offence. That is why I suggest that the characters in WD are morons, and to learn from them how not to be a moron. I know its just a show, I mentioned that. And I know aint no way a real life Zombie attack will ever happen. The fun in this is to see how you or anyone would survive .. from whatever. The examples given are, in my view, mindless and without reasonable cogent thinking. No one would seem to understand that the world that they knew would be gone forever, and give these pie in the sky "supposes".

i.e "I would just find an island and hide out there" .. really? or

i.e. "I would just hide out in cosco," and and and? wait for death is my addendum

i.e. "women are breeders who need the genes of men to procreate blah blah"

No real thought, rasterbee, no substance. The mind and it's intelligence is a sad thing to waste, and an even sadder thing to read when the words make WD look like gospel.

[rasterbee]

Huh

but there is verifiable evidence that the infection is in every single person. The amount of dead is so large it's unimaginable. They arrive at where they are because of a endless stream of luck keeping them alive, if they had run across a huge bunker filled with ammo and food and water and puppies than yeah of course they'd settle down and be all happy.

You're getting annoyed that it doesn't follow some sort of expected reaction. I'm enjoying it knowing that were it a reality I would probably be in the middle of something similar, or hiding in my closet alone which I don't think anyone would want to watch for 1 hour on Sunday nights or dead.

Stop calling people morons. You are suggesting a reality of utter chaos and getting all worked up over nothing. This show could feasibly run for a decade or more, the plot is already 94 comics long.

[King Alboin]

Stop calling people morons. You are suggesting a reality of utter chaos and getting all worked up over nothing. This show could feasibly run for a decade or more, the plot is already 94 comics long.

PEACH? lols

I have a keyboard, and it is my keyboard that gets all worked up. not me.

But when I see a moron do moron shtuff, I write, "Hey lookie de moron do moron shtuff" whether it is a driver who parks in a no parking place, blocking other's eggress or Rick who just caint seem to end his character's moronical behavior. One moron blunder after another. I dont blame Rick, Rasterbee, I blame the writer.

Go out and get a budget like WD has, rast, and I bet I and you could make a more enduring series about "Zombies and the People they love ... to eat" without the daily moron poking his head in all the time.

Different genre, but take a look at "the Book of Eli". now that is how you do it. in my view.

[Thorsgates]

I would just hide. Most likely if there were zombies they would eat each other before they ate me. Has anyone ever wondered my zombies don't eat each other in the movies? If they did not eat each other for whatever reason, I would hide in a grocery store and eat all the food there and keep go to the next one and the next one and the next one(alot of them).