How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

[Fresh420]

oops did i say gas for a semi? yes i did blah a semi! they got power but slow..and really you would have to leave the semi behind if your blocked by thousands of cars on highways im sure your semi will get past a few but not before it messes up your whole front end and a few blown out tires in the process of ram sacking through a pile of cars/trucks/and not to mention other semi's.changing a few tires is gonna take you some time you'll be dead before you change your first one lolz..start walking buddy leave that there semi behind Taha

What your not aloud to double post? what kinda forum evony running? lmfao!


its not like i'm spamming....I'm stating facts and stuff that i would do blah to them lol yank me away and put me in evojail..

No spamming!

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[Japengo]

No spamming!

This includes, but is not confined, to posting threads on topics where a thread already exists, posting the same topic in multiple forums (if you have a post that encompasses two categories, make a separate post for each in the proper areas) and making non-constructive posts, especially unnecessary negative sarcastic comments (note the distinction between humor and sarcasm). This also includes posts which are not related to Evony (except in Off Topic forum) and bumping old posts back to the first page. Use your judgment. Spamming is definitely off limits, we don't wish to read the same thing from the same person multiple times - posts like this will be edited / deleted.

Did you even read what you posted? Just because it doesn't say on there doesn't mean that double/triple posting is allowed. Take it from people who have clearly posted here more than you. Multiple posting in a row is not allowed on these forums. That's why there is an edit button, so you can revise your post if you forgot something.

[Cosmic Fury]

As for me, I would just drop nukes until I see no zombies... I know it's a very far-fetched plan, but it could prove to be very effective if it works...

[Fresh420]

blah they didn't remove my post so i'm guessing it was fine:-)

As for me, I would just drop nukes until I see no zombies... I know it's a very far-fetched plan, but it could prove to be very effective if it works...

Would work if you we're far away but you would also destroy any means of food/water/and other supplies...




i did try to edit that one but when i went to do the quote thing it messed it up...

and me i wouldn't wanna kill all zombies have you seen the movie ( fido)? make them you're pets...lolz

[Cosmic Fury]

(There is an edit button, so that you can include my quote if you want. Just quote, copy the quote, and then paste it when you're editing your first post so that you don't have to post a second... Or, you could wait for another to post if you don't relish the idea of going through that trouble.)

I really wouldn't want to make something so volatile into a pet. Try imagining owning a lion or a crocodile, and trying to keep it so tame that it will NEVER turn upon you in an attempt to get lunch early.

... Not gonna happen, is it?

[Fresh420]

nah not really but owning or having a white tiger would be awesome..my fav animal Tahaha...i'll own a few of them during this Zombie rapture lolz

[GodsAgeIII]

Step One: find Chuck Norris
Step Two: Stay With Chuck Norris
Step Three: Do what ever Chuck Norris tells you to do.
Stup Four: Repeat.

[rasterbee]

GodsAge, get that crap out of this thread. Doesn't belong here and stopped being funny years ago.

Hey everybody else, want to read my mini spec script for the first episode of Season 3 of the Walking Dead? I know you do.

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It opens at the prison with a flashback to right before the infection arrives. The first few minutes are prisoners doing their prisoner thing. Playing cards, lifting weights out in the yard, moving back and forth between cells and dining halls. Guards doing their guard thing.

Cut to people listening to the radio or watching tv. News broadcast about some mysterious, deadly and quickly spreading illness. Nobody pays any attention to it other than a few stray confused glances. Cut to commercial.

Cut to the yard, prisoners playing basketball, being watched through the scope of a sniper in the watch tower. The guard looks away and notices something off in the distance slowly walking towards the yard. Then another appears out of the woods, then another, then dozens approach the fence. Cut to commercial.

Guards rush the prisoners back inside, one tries to make a break for it in the confusion and is shot in the back. The gun shot settles the chaos for a moment, the prisoners calm down and quietly return to their cells. The dead body of the prisoner is brought into the infirmary or wherever they bring dead bodies in a prison.

We return to folks watching tv/listening to the radio, more information has been learned and reports of the dead returning to life are beginning to spring up around the country. Cut to 1st person zombie POV, a few seconds of what Shane experienced. Cut to commercial.

(Still 1st person POV) The body rises and quickly begins to spread the infection. All the medical staff turn and the undead begin to take over a wing of the prison. It spreads to the library, the guard office, the warden. Gun shots ring out everywhere as utter chaos ensues.

(Return to 3rd person) Prisoners start freaking out, the remaining guards decide to make a break for it. The prisoners overhear this and start begging to be let out. The guards unlock the cell doors as they retreat, keeping their guns pointed at the prisoners. They grab a vehicle or two, open some automatic gate in the back that closes behind them as they flee. Yet another commercial.

(Return to 1st person) The undead make short work of the prisoners milling around the hallways and in their cells. Some retreat to their cells, but they can't lock themselves back in and the doors aren't designed to be barricaded. We see a handful running towards the dining hall, slamming the door shut.

(3rd person POV) The original zombie is seen shambling outside. Clearly some time has passed by the look of the bodies and their decaying flesh.

(Back to 1st person POV) The zombie hears something, turns around and looks up to see Rick standing at the front gate of the prison.

ROLL CREDITS

[Fresh420]

chuck norris an actor...he'll die first lmao



No we don't wanna hear about WD3 this is a thread about what would you do to survive a Zombie infestation... durrr not about movies/tv shows or what not lol

[rasterbee]

Well you can just bugger off then, you don't add anything of value to this conversation.