one up me

**Balaam** · 12-19-2011, 05:22 AM

i had to walk to school 3 miles every day
that's nothin i had to walk to school 50 miles, up hill both ways, in the snow... even during summer school

i had to share a room with my sister
a room of your own? we used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, half the floor was missing, and we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of falling.
luxury! we used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for 20cents a month, come home, and dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle... if we were lucky!

i woke up and found myself in position 3 of a human centipede
when i was in position 3 of a human centipede ...ron jeremy was in position 4

i burned the lasagne

go ahead one up me