Evony Romance Disasters

[exxGodSS38]

Sounds like a personal problem honestly...

thanks?

That sounds like a St. Bernard.

looked more like a pitbull...

Some people are into hairy legs ...

Some people haven't evolved from the cavemen days..

[estrickland89]

I don't grow hair on my legs or arms...does that make me a freak? o.O

I found it weird that girls in my dorm complained about shaving and I never had to...

[Lucas101]

Some people haven't evolved from the cavemen days..

For someone who is located in a 'dungeon' you dont seem to be very liberal regarding your tastes.

[deadlysage]

Was friends with a girl on evony for bout 6months named YoungMilf she was interesting and a good laugh n we wanted more than friends. Had seen her Facebook profile n she was downright gorgeous no idea how she would go for a guy like me but I asked her to meet anyways.

Turns out pics on FB were all of her daughter n the age on the profile(29) was a "typo". Apparently "Young"=39 and "MILF"= 4'11 287lbs w/ hairy legs

-edit- not saying 39 is not young, but wasn't what i was expecting ffs

lol is good.

Here is one from my cousin's experience.
My female cousin met this dude on Yahoo chat.
This dude could sing and according to her, his voice is great.
He was funny and had all the right jokes and words and the chemistry that they both enjoyed each others company.
My cousin wanted to know more about this guy, since she already heard his voice she wanted to see a picture.

For a while he dodge the idea of providing a pic and eventually send one.
The picture he send was a picture of 4 guys and according to her, it was a picture of 4 surfer looking dude and just what she was into cause my cousin also surf. She didn't know which one was he and he refused to tell her, either way she said they all look good.
Now she was all excited about this guy and forced him to meet with her. After 1 month of bugging he finally meet up with her, turned out the dude did not match the picture he send, his voice and personality is exact as what she experience on chat.
When she ask why lie about the picture, he said I didn't, if you look carefull there is a 5th guy in the picture and that is me. True enough there was a sumo looking hawaiian dude in the back ground she said.

She dated him for few years and they had a blast till they parted ways.

[estrickland89]

lol is good.

Here is one from my cousin's experience.
My female cousin met this dude on Yahoo chat.
This dude could sing and according to her, his voice is great.
He was funny and had all the right jokes and words and the chemistry that they both enjoyed each others company.
My cousin wanted to know more about this guy, since she already heard his voice she wanted to see a picture.

For a while he dodge the idea of providing a pic and eventually send one.
The picture he send was a picture of 4 guys and according to her, it was a picture of 4 surfer looking dude and just what she was into cause my cousin also surf. She didn't know which one was he and he refused to tell her, either way she said they all look good.
Now she was all excited about this guy and forced him to meet with her. After 1 month of bugging he finally meet up with her, turned out the dude did not match the picture he send, his voice and personality is exact as what she experience on chat.
When she ask why lie about the picture, he said I didn't, if you look carefull there is a 5th guy in the picture and that is me. True enough there was a sumo looking hawaiian dude in the back ground she said.

She dated him for few years and they had a blast till they parted ways.

Lmao, poor sumo guy...

i never lie about my photos because 1. I don't weigh more than 120lbs and 2. there's no point in lying unless I just feel like messing with someone that day

However people think I'm a guy for some reason until I get on Skype cam with them and prove I'm me...

[Lucas101]

Lmao, poor sumo guy...

i never lie about my photos because 1. I don't weigh more than 120lbs and 2. there's no point in lying unless I just feel like messing with someone that day

However people think I'm a guy for some reason until I get on Skype cam with them and prove I'm me...

Even on forums everyone seems to think that you are a male that loves pink and names himself 'Fantasy Girl'

[estrickland89]

Even on forums everyone seems to think that you are a male that loves pink and names himself 'Fantasy Girl'

Must be because I don't follow the stereotypical female personality. I mean I could be all rainbows and sunshine and call everyone hun, babe, and sweet cheeks, but meh.

I think I made one chick mad when I started posting in pink like she did just to bug her lol. She gave me red rep

But I'm a I assure you...I'm just short and tiny and angry at all the tall people because I can't reach the top shelf where all the booze is kept

[SickbyDefinition]

39 is not young

39 is not old.







We know old Simi.. now, Asmo was old. I can just remember him falling asleep in the middle of conversations and his drunken ramblings.


Oh wait.. that might've just been the drinks.

[exxGodSS38]

so its about my mate n not me...

He was messing with two chicks on the same server said they were gf(bi-lovers)...sending pics turned out to both be guys from an enemy allianc sending him pics from an adult website who was peeing themselves for 7weeks straight

[WarSimi]

39 is not old.







We know old Simi.. now, Asmo was old. I can just remember him falling asleep in the middle of conversations and his drunken ramblings.


Oh wait.. that might've just been the drinks.

Fair enough, 39 isn't old..

I'm 91 and senile.
As for Asmo, he is still my smexeh hubby.