Evony Romance Disasters

**KonohaSamuria** · 01-08-2012, 01:59 AM

Originally Posted by exxGodSS38

so its about my mate n not me...

He was messing with two chicks on the same server said they were gf(bi-lovers)...sending pics turned out to both be guys from an enemy allianc sending him pics from an adult website who was peeing themselves for 7weeks straight

lol

did he quit the game?

**annagilbert** · 01-08-2012, 05:25 AM

Originally Posted by estrickland89

Lmao, poor sumo guy

...

i never lie about my photos because 1. I don't weigh more than 120lbs and 2. there's no point in lying unless I just feel like messing with someone that day

However people think I'm a guy for some reason until I get on Skype cam with them and prove I'm me...

well when i joined my alliance back then and they added me on their fb group all thought i am a spy and that i took the picfrom a picture frame or so lol... specially cause i always said i have fat fingers when i spelled things wrong...

i had to come to voice chat to proof that i am atleast female ...

also funny how people make fun of your look and try to find mistakes and once you get a chance to see how those people look like you just think ''wow i am blessed''

Originally Posted by estrickland89

... and angry at all the tall people because I can't reach the top shelf where all the booze is kept

dont be angry! being tall is not always a plus!

**estrickland89** · 01-08-2012, 01:47 PM

Well my last bf was 6'9" and I looked like a 3 year old next to him...at least he could reach the top shelf...and he purposely put things on the top shelf so I couldn't reach them. That jerkface

The alliance I'm in now, most of the guys there believe I'm actually female (because I dated a guy in the alliance

) and those that have seen me like on Skype or Facebook think I'm cute. Not sure why guys think I'm cute and adorable...but whatever if it works then I'm not going to complain much

**GeminiCricket** · 01-08-2012, 02:03 PM

Being tall is horrible. I hate having to look down on everyone.
Not to mention long coach rides where the seats were obviously designed to fit a 5'5" average person. I have to sit to one side which effectively means whoever I'm sat next to ends up with my legs in their lap

I have a friend that's about 5'3" and I actually have to physically bend down to hear her talking yet she accuses me of just not listening lol.

**Bree Fletcher** · 01-08-2012, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by GeminiCricket

Being tall is horrible. I hate having to look down on everyone.
Not to mention long coach rides where the seats were obviously designed to fit a 5'5" average person. I have to sit to one side which effectively means whoever I'm sat next to ends up with my legs in their lap

I have a friend that's about 5'3" and I actually have to physically bend down to hear her talking yet she accuses me of just not listening lol.

But tall girls have long fingers...

**estrickland89** · 01-08-2012, 10:24 PM

Lmao bree...

I'm glad I'm not tall. All the guys I date say I'm just the right size. I was even called PocketPet on 153 for a while until I got into trouble and booted from every alliance because "She hits too hard".

**~~Lucas101~~** · 01-08-2012, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by Bree Fletcher

But tall girls have long fingers...

Thats a good thing to have if you're female and sharing on here

**~~*jdm*~~** · 01-08-2012, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by estrickland89

Lmao bree...

I'm glad I'm not tall. All the guys I date say I'm just the right size. I was even called PocketPet on 153 for a while until I got into trouble and booted from every alliance because "She hits too hard".

most negro females are short with large bosom and derriere