Evony Romance Disasters

[acer5200]

PRAISED BE THE GREAT HUITZILOPOCHTLI! i

[bum783]

I once met this very exotic character on these very forums. He seemed so worldly - how many Polish speakers do you know currently located in Burkina Faso? Intrigued, I checked his profile information. For biography, he'd written only "man". My interest was piqued.

Sadly, the only thing he was interested in was in telling me about cheap internet links to buy ugg boots. How could I have been so stupid? He was only interested in me for my money. I felt so used. Was I really so naive not to realize that XpgrVstretes was a spambot? I just thought he was Greek. *sobs*

I need your email address I have a very lucrative deal you might be interested in. Its from a Saudi Prince. But you have to keep it between us.

she never said you had said you wanted to date her and i bet shed slap ya if she saw you not marry you

My thoughts exactly, Tea. How self absorbed do you have to be to read what she said and get that? Besides what is safer than meeting a guy in prison? 1st date assaults happen at Starbucks.

[Lucas101]

My thoughts exactly, Tea. How self absorbed do you have to be to read what she said and get that? Besides what is safer than meeting a guy in prison? 1st date assaults happen at Starbucks.

Yea at least in the joint you can bribe Bubba to make sure that the con doesnt assualt you the first date

[bum783]

Yea at least in the joint you can bribe Bubba to make sure that the con doesnt assualt you the first date

LOL I would imagine a first date between 2 cons is a bit unsafe. I meant if your first date is you meeting a con, but not actually being a con yourself. Just make sure the prison allows conjugal visits, ya know in case you like to hop in the sac on the first date.

[estrickland89]

Awwww what did I do I think I'm a perfectly nice individual!

Because you're my age and I'm having flash backs of my first year in college...oh god help us all

First I never said wanted to ,or expressed any interest in dating you...second if you seen me youd want to skip the dating and go straight to the alter

How old are you? I mean seriously you sound like the kind of guy I'd run over with my car and then get upset because you damaged the new paint job.

My contact lenses are worth more than you!

[Lucas101]

If you do that then maybe someone will be visiting you in prison for a first date ...

[GeminiCricket]

bignorr are you a pervert? just kiding mate

Yes... Yes he is

Because you're my age and I'm having flash backs of my first year in college...oh god help us all


How old are you? I mean seriously you sound like the kind of guy I'd run over with my car and then get upset because you damaged the new paint job.

My contact lenses are worth more than you!

Tbh I'm with you. I can't stand dating guys my own age either because the immaturity levels are too damn high! Not to mention most things tend to revolve around their wieners and you're 10 times more likely to find yourself used.

Oh and make sure you don't run over him too fast or you might damage the suspension or something...

[estrickland89]

Yes... Yes he is





Tbh I'm with you. I can't stand dating guys my own age either because the immaturity levels are too damn high! Not to mention most things tend to revolve around their wieners and you're 10 times more likely to find yourself used.

Oh and make sure you don't run over him too fast or you might damage the suspension or something...

Oh god this is the first newer car I've had (and I got it for free, SWEET!) so I might just hire a guy to do it. I know some people who knows some people in the system

And yeah my usually date is 3+ years older than I am. Better conversation, better attitudes (usually), and just plain better

[Lucas101]

And yeah my usually date is 3+ years older than I am. Better conversation, better attitudes (usually), and just plain better

Better conversation for you maybe ... not so much for him

[GeminiCricket]

Oh god this is the first newer car I've had (and I got it for free, SWEET!) so I might just hire a guy to do it. I know some people who knows some people in the system

And yeah my usually date is 3+ years older than I am. Better conversation, better attitudes (usually), and just plain better

I better stay on your good side
Yes.. My boyfriend atm is 2 years older than I am and that's probably as low as I would go. My ex before him was 8 years older than me but his whole life revolved around some dungeon board game with dice rolling.. god he was a boring sod.

Better conversation for you maybe ... not so much for him

How do you know? Some men prefer conversations with younger women lol.