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    Default **post chuck norris jokes here**

    Comeon lets see your best chuck norris jokes.

    Here ill start


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    Been done before and asking for rep is like asking to be admin round here... only gonna get you hated... So try to avoid that and the spam... thank you... ohhh and IB4TL!
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    a chuck norris joke thread?

    this is as bad as my little pony.

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    Theres alot of chuck norris jokes out there ,but none about Bruce Lee....Cause Bruce Lee is no joke

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    And now we wait for a witty comment as the thread is locked by Revo or SbD.

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    This thread has finally killed Chuck Norris

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emma6 View Post
    a chuck norris joke thread?

    this is as bad as my little pony.
    What are you talking about? Any of the ponies could kick Chuck Norris's butt any day.


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    I thought i was the best at creating the worst threads..but i am proved wrong once again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deathslayr View Post
    And now we wait for a witty comment as the thread is locked by Revo or SbD.
    [Insert witty comment here]

    But yeah, joke threads have been redone over and over until the old ones turn in their grave. Until there's one with real drive and purpose, joke threads are an extinct species in OT.
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