Revoluationary War

[Rodri]

King Albion, you forgot the revolutionary war of Off-Topic, when the anarchists created havoc for some days but were crushed by the powers-that be and age of repression began.

They were the worst of times, they were the best of times...

[Lucas101]

yes you are asking a legitimate question



Yes there has, but there is only one "The Revoluationary War", for other revoluationary wars have different names like

The Boer Wars,
Masada,
The Bolshevik Revoluation of 1917,
The Cultural Revoluation,
The French Révoluation
Anything and Everything Che Guevara did,
Sandanistas vs everyone,
Khmer Rouge vs humanity,
Pathet Lao vs Buddist and Hmong,
Viet Minh vs the French,
Viet Cong vs Foreign Invaders,
Ghandi vs the Britts
Taliban vs Bannanas,
The PKK vs Whoever,
FARK vs Columbia,
Texas vs Presidente' Antonio López de Santa Anna Pérez de Lebrón,
Victorio vs The Buffalo Soldiers
Beta Max vs VHS
Facebook vs Myspace
Occupy Wallstreet vs Who knows what?,
Guy Fawkes vs Parliment,
Evony vs Eve Online,
Winston vs Pall Mall,
Santa Claus vs Sinter Klaas,
Star Bucks vs Anyone who does not burn their coffee beans, and makes a great cup of coffee,
Zombies vs Not-Yet Zombies,
Peterbilt vs Frieghtliner,
Alien vs Predator,
PC vs Mac,
Mars vs Earth,
Cyborgs vs Robots,
Vampires vs Werewolves,
Decent Society vs Trolls, and Grammer Nazis,
Guiness Stout vs Yuengling Lager


yes, many many revoluationary wars
but only one called "The Revoluationary War"



or the American Colonies vs the Crown

Looks like someone knows how to use google ... But my point stands, while wars of this nature may have different names, they are in effect the result of oppression, bias and other similar things and as a result can be safely generalized under one heading.

[Japengo]

King Albion, you forgot the revolutionary war of Off-Topic, when the anarchists created havoc for some days but were crushed by the powers-that be and age of repression began.

They were the worst of times, they were the best of times...

I remember that. Some of the best fires were had then...

Looks like someone knows how to use google ... But my point stands, while wars of this nature may have different names, they are in effect the result of oppression, bias and other similar things and as a result can be safely generalized under one heading.

Really? Did you even read his list or did you just assume google since it was long? I thought the same thing when I first glanced at it, then I actually read the list.

[Lucas101]

Really? Did you even read his list or did you just assume google since it was long? I thought the same thing when I first glanced at it, then I actually read the list.

I read the list from the Boers to the Beers and noticed all of the comedic "wars" in between but yes I still think he googled a couple of the real ones.

[Lucas101]

So what is the center of the universe if not the usa?

[Japengo]

Well, I don't know about all those other Revoltionary wars, but I can edumacate you with my knowledge of how we Americans overthrew Communist Britain and became the greatest superpower the world has ever known practically overnight.

It all started with a little boy named Jorge Washings. He had wooden teeth and when he'd try to eat, they would splinter and make his gums bleed. By the time he was 9 months old his father grew a cherry tree in the backyard so little Jorge would be able to have teeth all his life without needing to wear the same rotten ones.
Unfortunate Washing's father didn't let him know this, so little Jorge grabbed a chainsaw and cut down the cherry tree because he was allergic to cherry pie. When asked about it, he told his father that he couldn't tell a falsehood, and that he did indeed remove the offending twig. His father was so overcome with pride that his son finally told the truth for once in his life, that he made a monument of the cherry tree in Washington DC.
That was how the revoltion began.

By the time he was 23, the British has become so overwhelmingly jealous of Jorge's monument, that they decided it was time to enslave all of the people living in America and send them to salt mines in Brazil.
Some of the Native Americans got upset about this and staged a protest on Wall Street to try and disuade the Scottish from sending them away. They didn't care, and stabbed a black guy.
This angered all of the French because they had been living with the blacks peacfully in New Orleans and playing football with them on a regular basis. They decided to enlist all of the white people and throw out the Irish from America.
Since he told the truth once, Jorge Washings led the Rebel Alliance with his most trusted general, Abram Link. Unfortunatly for Jorge, Link stole Excaliber from the Germans and went on his own quest to find something to do with time. He emerged much later in time to kill all of the slave owners and let the Mexicans work for free.

The first battle in the Revoltionary War was also the last. Jorge was encamped near a river when one of his scouts, Pablo Revoir rode up on his harley and screamed that the British were slowly walking towards them. Jorge immedietely told all of his men to run away while he held them off.
As the Gauls approached his location, Jorge revealed that he wasn't alone and that he had some mercenary knights hiding in some shrubbery and covered in herrings. The Italians all cried out that it was a trap, and surrendered when they saw the incredible army that Jorge had at his command. Needless to say everyone in attendance agreed that he should be crowned. And that's how little Jorge who told only one truth became King Jorge Washings, leader of the free peoples and Emperor of the World.

I'm sorry, but you're a sillyhead. There is no nice way to say it. Do you honestly think the French refer to their own revolution as "The French Revolution?" Same with the Russians or the Haitians. The only reason you think your list works is that you've looked at anglo and american-centric sources.

The US is not the centre of the universe.

Although I do appreciate how you have continued on with the OP's egregious spelling errors.

Obviously his list works because he added in the Zombie Revolutionary war along with the controversial Cyborg, Starbucks, and Santa Claus rebellions...

[Lucas101]

After reading your first sentence I was prepared to rip your statement into little bits and then feed it back to you piece by piece ... instead I lol'd

[Japengo]

After reading your first sentence I was prepared to rip your statement into little bits and then feed it back to you piece by piece ... instead I lol'd

Oh please do. I'm bored at work and could use the entertainment

[MrHyde]

The Revolutionary War:

Where people stand up to the USA, Europeans, and bad kings.

[King Alboin]

I'm sorry, but you're a sillyhead. There is no nice way to say it. Do you honestly think the French refer to their own revolution as "The French Revolution?" Same with the Russians or the Haitians.

I dont honestly give a bucket of rat spit what the French think, nor the Russians, and I have deep condolences for the Haitians. Plus I did not write "The French Revolution" I wrote "The French Révoluation
did you not notice the little doohicky above the 'é' ? Big difference there.

The only reason you think your list works is that you've looked at anglo and american-centric sources.

Its called satire, sweetpee. Obviously the racism harbouring in your heart, clouds your sense of humor, exposing the faux cuteness you're striving for, to be as ugly as those boots you're wearing. politely speaking of course.

The US is not the centre of the universe.

Yes it is, along with Germany, Canada, Great Britain, Kenya, South Africa, Australia, Kuwait, Ecuador, Belize, Saipan and most importantly ... TEXAS!!

Although I do appreciate how you have continued on with the OP's egregious spelling errors.

^Now thats satire. Very good, you get a cookie. =P

Rodri

King Albion, you forgot the revolutionary war of Off-Topic, when the anarchists created havoc for some days but were crushed by the powers-that be and age of repression began.
They were the worst of times, they were the best of times...

indeed, I was amiss

... cannons to the left of us, cannons to the right, onward we spurred our beasts into the hell of firey cannonade ... then drank some rum and Lord Drazar nuked the bar, one minute after she walked in and sat down and ordered a tequila. amazing timing.

[edit appendium]

The Off-Topic Revoluationary War,
Sushi vs Tofu